new kevin moore thread

[azal]

so I've been thinking about this for a good long time..and no, there is definately nothing creepier than having a Mexican stalker.

 

[Kitty Star]

Why is having a Mexican stalker so creepy? We cook, we clean, we are generally pretty cute, and we're tiny for easy storage. I mean come on, is there any better type of stalker? NO.

 

[lizard]

the next time ya'll are eating a salad, remember that the odds are good a mexican had his gnarled hands all over the lettuce.

Caesar Chavez lives on through the good works of his people! La Raza!

 

[xfer]

"taco-flavored keesses"

 

[lizard]

I had tacos at Chipotle's mexican grill today. the mexican girl at the cash register was as short as KS and mia and cute as a button! It's like nature compensates short people by making them adorable.

like Herve Villacheese.

(lord look what we're doing to poor greg's thread AGAIN)

 

[xfer]

 

[lizard]

well that's cause you live in an irish-centric city.

 

[coelacanth_M]

 

[xfer]

there's a stupid BC girl who looks like that in one of my classes.

 

[azal]

 

[lizard]

short and not hottttttttt

 

[Kitty Star]

Short people are almost always adorable otherwise you normal or large sized people would have no reason to notice us and we would just go through life starring at your knees with no recognition at all.

 

[chupe666]

i'll accept this with the addendum that short fat people exhibit less of the "cute" nature.

 

[lizard]

nooooooo, we have to pay attention to you so we don't trip and fall.

actually I'm only 5'8" so I can't really talk.

 

[azal]

 

[Kitty Star]

You have to pay less attention to us than we do to you. I would much rather trip than get stepped on, am I right?

 

[lizard]

plus since you are only slightly shorter than my wife I'm used to people your height. It's like being in a petting zoo, only with people.

 

[Kitty Star]

Petting zoo and arm rest land. People constantly use the top of my head and shoulders as arm rests.

 

[chupe666]

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[azal]

I put my beer on short people's heads a lot.