new kevin moore thread

Why is having a Mexican stalker so creepy? We cook, we clean, we are generally pretty cute, and we're tiny for easy storage. I mean come on, is there any better type of stalker? NO.
 
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Short people are almost always adorable otherwise you normal or large sized people would have no reason to notice us and we would just go through life starring at your knees with no recognition at all. :(