New misheard lyric

[Minion520]

GHOST OF PERDITION!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BrandonS]

Ghost of Martyr
Lingering deaaad
Ghost on martyr's bed

Fat scrat tore the pillor
Contortable hell
twisted face upon the hand
ghost of perdition stalking her chance
a warning no-one read
The dick friendship go inside the fog
going venom to the sea-bear

devil crack the earthly shell for told she was the one
open to the room and said you have to live before you die young

Holding it down
channeling darkness
i got before the cause
failing resistance
draining the weakness
penetrating in a line

rode into the dark unaware winding ever higher

darkness by her side
spoke and passed her by
dedicated hunter
waits to pull asunder
rose up to its call
in his sons she falls
mmother lifes the seed
a faithful servents fee

ok im bored stfu.

and just for future reference, its "deadly badgers made my wreath"

and the funniest by far is from deliverance,

"received no water
thought nothing to a lifeguard"

 

[opeth_353]

lmfao at "" his cell phone image, his tush" ..rofl"

one from Moonlapse Vertigo:
"Hark for the Elvian cause"

 

[artnoir]

The Moor - "Tampons burning in my eyes" ... My mate thought that was the line originally

HAHA hilarious

 

[BrandonS]

I can understand where you guys get "leave the pee, it was meant for me" in a fair judgement. I heard that, and I hear that now whenever I hear the song, and I get angry because you guys totally fukked up the feel of the song with your nonsense, heh.

 

[liquidcow]

I used to always hear the line 'I needed this' in Deliverance as 'I need a piss'. I don't any more, funnily enough.

 

[king_chicken]

"received no water
thought nothing to a lifeguard"

man thats funny
rofl

 

[SpanglishEggroll]

I've always like the "blowing venom through the semen" on GOP.

 

[The Warrior of Modern Death]

"The sphincter, resting upon the worrrrllllld!"
Baying of the Hounds, it's right before the really heavy stacatto guitar riff.

 

[NOONE]

In The Amen Corner I always hear "memories tainted with paleness" as "memories tainted with phallus".

Another funny one that's not mine, in Benighted "what came and distorted your sight" misheard as "a caveman distorted your sight".

 

[xXBraveMurderDay]

I always hear the Blowing Venom Through The Semen part during Ghost Of Perdition...

Umm.. Other than that, I can't recall anything..

 

[etakistan]

Yar I always get the "leave it pee" part.

 

[steel102]

Whenever I hear The line "They are Unaware" on the 'The Baying of the Hounds', It sounds very much like "Their Underwear"....ahh...Always gives me a chuckle

their underwear, in a loop, inside their pants.

 

[Riryoku]

I can't remember any misinterpreted Opeth lyrics at the moment, but I'll definitely think of them later. On a slightly related note, for a while, in Bloodbath's "Ways to the Grave", I swear Mikael said "strawberries" somewhere in there.

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

im still hearing "erection returned" in Windowpane instead of "action returned"

 

[FUBAR]

their underwear, in a loop, inside their pants.

Nice

 

[Zed Leppelin]

FUBAR have you been on OPC forums?

 

[Norsemaiden]

I know it's not metal, but on "Hero" by Nickleback he seems to sing "I am so high I can hear a bird".
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen "Beezebub has the devil for a sideboard".

 

[FUBAR]

FUBAR have you been on OPC forums?

erm...OPC?

 

[Kenneth R.]

love the new ones