New (old) Game; As Requested.

[BoB3rt]

Due to recent Demand i thought i'd start this game i used to play on another fourm, it could be quite fun, it goes like this:

First person makes a wish like so....

"I wish i could play like Gus G"

Then the person who replies Grants that wish but spoils it in someway...

"You Can! but only on a Flowery Guitar, such as this

Muhahaha!"

Then that person may make a wish and so forth.

So as i sorta made and broke my own wish, I shal let you guys start if you like it.

 

[Aletheus]

I wish I had a pink Flowery Guitar...

 

[Katie'Force]

I grant you a pink flowery guitar... but I also just amputated both your arms.

I wish I was at Wacken right now

 

[Aletheus]

You died and donated a dozen of your organs to people who all happened to go to Wacken this year.

Or to make it less grotesque, you developed a hearing disorder days before

I wish I could fly.

 

[BoB3rt]

Granted, but as it turns out the ability to do so comes and goes with no warning.
fly low


I wish i had more Jack Daniels

 

[MystCat]

You Can! But you stole it from ZP....And he isn't happy.

I wish I could see The Mighty Boosh live.

 

[Aletheus]

Granted, but the stage is half a mile away, enjoy the silence

I want a pony...

 

[Firestone]

Granted, but it will ride YOU everyday.

I wish I was rich!

 

[MystCat]

Granted, however, You happen to spend it all on a HUGE house.


I wish I could be friends with Sacha Baron Cohen. (I'm insane and you all know it)

 

[Katie'Force]

Granted, unfortunately he's just gone insane and will spend the rest of his life thinking he's a chicken.

I wish I had more reptiles for pets

 

[Aletheus]

Granted, however, You happen to spend it all on a HUGE house.


I wish I could be friends with Sacha Baron Cohen. (I'm insane and you all know it)

I had a better reply

Granted but you're born as a Pigmy named Diesel

xd

 

[Aletheus]

Granted, unfortunately he's just gone insane and will spend the rest of his life thinking he's a chicken.

I wish I had more reptiles for pets

Granted, welcome to Jurassic park

I wish I had a bucket of paint.

 

[BoB3rt]

Granted but when you use it you cant help but paint Rick Astley!

I wish i could Sleep !

 

[Firestone]

Granted, but you will have nightmares about emocore bands playing non-stop!

I wish I could sing like Apollo.

 

[MystCat]

Yes, but you can only sing Never Gonna Give You Up or Peanut Butter Jelly Time


I wish I had a llama.

 

[Katie'Force]

You have a llama! Unfortunately it's just the llama llama duck Flash playing over and over again in front of your eyes

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate

 

[Firestone]

Granted, but it will make your teeth fall very fast aaand give you diarrhea!

I wish I had four arms.

 

[MystCat]

You do! however the extra two have no bones and are limp

I wish I ws a cat girl

 

[Aletheus]

You are but.... Christ, what the fuck is a cat girl anyway?

 

[MystCat]

DOn't die thread! -needless bump-