new poetry

[The Ozzman]

Big Dave should be allowed back again
So we can reminisce about him discussing nines and tens
His fragile ego the only thing he can protect
Wonder what it's like being a Jersey Shore reject

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

took a shit had streaks on the pot
the cats in the tub were choking alot
ran out of tp didnt know what to do
next time I'll be prepared before I drop poo

 

[Master_Yoda77]

These are brilliant.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I am thoroughly amazed
By a thread so wondrous and great
The mere awesomeness contained within
Compels me to masturbate

 

[Blind Guardian]

Time to hear his plea, they say this country is grim
So it's time to blow a knee on a kid who can't swim
Moving closer to her body, he's an ample destroyah
Must suck to be a commie on the isle of Utoya

 

[The Ozzman]

Time to hear his plea, they say this country is grim
So it's time to blow a knee on a kid who can't swim
Moving closer to her body, he's an ample destroyah
Must suck to be a commie on the isle of Utoya

Nice

 

[The Butt]

Rhymes woven by Cythraul, filled with hatred of my pals and turks / Some people think such poetry makes him a major fucking jerk / Not us though, this is a poster we have come to know and love / If you encounter such scum again, Cyth, give 'em a big jawbreaking punch, bruv

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Big Dave should be allowed back again
So we can reminisce about him discussing nines and tens
His fragile ego the only thing he can protect
Wonder what it's like being a Jersey Shore reject

win

 

[Onder]

Oh fuck reading this thread reminds me of how stupid DestroyAndDominate was. Or is that utterly stupid retard still around? Tell me he is.

 

[The Butt]

I don't think he's here anymore, sadly.