new poetry

[Cythraul]

Homeless Children

You're staring at me with hunger in your eyes
I can hear your helpless little cries
The only way I'd care about your plight
Is if you happened to be white

Nuclear Reactor

You decided to live next to a nuclear reactor
You should've thought hard about that factor
Now you give birth to a deformed child
Three-headed retard babies going wild

Necrophagist

In their directionless guitar ejaculations the children revel
This is only underground if the mall is below street-level
Spewing every half-baked Malmsteen lick that enters his head
This jerk should be making me Döner kebab instead

Old People

They think the world owes them a living
But not a single shit am I giving
For these fucking hyper-entitled parasites
I'll crush their precious Medicare with all my might

War Metal

You pump iron and you pound a lot of brews
You're real friendly with your big black metal crew
But I'm afraid, sir, you'd have to admit
Your music sounds like a pack of retards throwing a fit

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

What are the chances that we can get a live performance of these and other great classics from you at MDF?

 

[Dak]

UMADBRO??

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

my favorite kind of poetry is Lunar Poetry.

 

[Onder]

I seriously love this part:

In their directionless guitar ejaculations the children revel
This is only underground if the mall is below street-level

 

[celestialelixir]

Love the necrophagist one

 

[unknown]

my favorite kind of poetry is Lunar Poetry.

well played sir

this thread delivers

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Brilliant.

 

[A1a23]

 

[mutantllama]

This is the best thread on the front page.

 

[Cythraul]

I heartily agree.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Still waiting for some more poetry about Turks and their doings.

 

[Cythraul]

I was going to do one, but nothing was coming to me. I have to wait for inspiration. But the last line of the Necrophagist poem alludes to the fact that their frontman is Turkish. The Turk hate is alive and well.

 

[damnromulans]

Fuck yeah Doner kebab!

Are you taking requests?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

My favorite is Homeless Children

You should do one about the crust punks hanging around outside MDF.

 

[Valerie]

I really dig those boss licks, hepcat. That really razzed my berries daddy-o, keep on cookin'.

 

[Cythraul]

Are you taking requests?

sure

You should do one about the crust punks hanging around outside MDF.

Baltimore Crust Punk

Being a homeless loser is a lifestyle choice for you
Now you need a couple bucks, what are you gonna do?
Gotta do a back alley coat hanger abortion for your crusty chick
Too (intentionally) poor to buy a rubber for your diseased prick

 

[mutantllama]

 

[Onder]

Too (intentionally) poor. Golden verse. Fucking Cythraul genius.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I would just like to see some deeply insulting and offensive stuff about the nations of UM's users. USA, Canada, Britain, Sweden, Norway, Australia, New Zealand, Czech Republic, India, Israel, Lebanon, Finland, Ukraine. Bet you could have some fun with that.