New True Metal Uniform

[PlatypusJesus]

This is why I don't want to drive behind these guys:

 

[PlatypusJesus]

How do you like your egg?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Experts are wondering if the new hover plane is really that good of an idea.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

EWWW!!! And that's a white glove.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hey, if you lived like he did, you would be addicted too.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

And never forget to wash your hair everday.

 

[neal]

wow.
-neal

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I think LoM's picture at the top of this page is the hottest yet of the many chicks that have been posted in this thread. And Troy, those things are just NASTY. I mean, it's not just me that doesn't find those attractive at all, right?

 

[neal]

yeh. once them silicone funbags get close to being as big as my head its kinda unattractive.
-neal

 

[Troyanasy]

Is this better

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Quite acceptable.

 

[neal]

yeh she's hot (those are fake too though hah)
-neal

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Probably, but it's not like we're touching them...I don't care how much surgery a chick has had as long as I'm only looking. And that's pretty much all I'm doing.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

This has got to be the ultimate postwhore thread for troy and LOM. What was the inspiration here?
Good stuff though in places

 

[Troyanasy]

It all started with this
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99043