Billy Milano endorses DR. NO for President??! Well, why the fuck not? I think it would be funny. I think it would get national attention. AND... I think it would help album sales.
Indulge my warped fantasy if for but a moment...
NEWEST CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT: NEW YORK HARDCORE THRASHER FOR RON PAUL?
REUTERS, Friday, Jan. 25, 2008. 10:00EST
It seems like every GOP candidate has at least one entertainer endorsing him. Chuck Norris supports Mike Huckabee, Sylvester Stallone hails John McCain as the next president.
"I'm a proud Republican a big white loud American
Got me the stars and strips flying proud throughout the night
Where the hell is the American dream I see advertised on my TV?!"
And now "Method of Destruction" frontman Billy Milano has announced his endorsement of Dr. Ron Paul.
"If Chuck Norris kicked me in the face, I don't think I'd feel it," claims the hard core thrasher from New York, "and Stallone is no Rambo."
With a new thrash metal album out raising questions about personal liberty, government interference, and illegal immigration, Milano is no stranger to strong political opinion. Or controversy.
"You're asking what's the f***in problem with the guys in Washington? Holy f***in s***, where the f*** do I begin?"
Asked what he thinks about an endorsement from the thrash metal scene, Ron Paul had this to say: "Uhh, well, we have a lot of diverse supporters. So, uhh, I'm comfortable with that."
So why does the former singer for "Stormtroopers of Death" support Dr. Paul?
"I've been preaching the same unchanging message since the early 80s: Get government the f*** out of my face, get illegals back over the f***ing border, and stop giving all my f***ing hard-earned money to these third-world sewers!"
Milano has little difficulty expressing the frustration in the metal community over the government's actions.
"You think anyone's listening in Washington? F*** no! Most of the Republicans are total f***ing sell-outs as far as I'm concerned. And all these other f***ing candidates sound exactly like that total b**** Hillary."
Asked if he thought he was wasting time and effort on a long-shot, Milano had this to say: "Hey, I don't give a flying f*** about odds! It this a f***ing indian casino or a presidential election? Listen up! Vote on principle, not on who you think's going to win. Otherwise, let's just end this f***ing democracy charade and let's become a fascist dictatorship right now!"
Moral of the story is, watch out Chuck and Sylvester: there's a much bigger presence out there.
"A presidential race isn't a f***ing popularity contest, ya know! And McCain's no f***ing prom queen!"
And it all makes one wonder if "Milano's title song, "Red, White, and Screwed" won't be the next big campaign jingle.
c.2008 REUTERS
Seem like a reasonable course of action to me, if only to raise sales of "Red, White, and Screwed."
Jurched
Indulge my warped fantasy if for but a moment...
NEWEST CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT: NEW YORK HARDCORE THRASHER FOR RON PAUL?
REUTERS, Friday, Jan. 25, 2008. 10:00EST
It seems like every GOP candidate has at least one entertainer endorsing him. Chuck Norris supports Mike Huckabee, Sylvester Stallone hails John McCain as the next president.
"I'm a proud Republican a big white loud American
Got me the stars and strips flying proud throughout the night
Where the hell is the American dream I see advertised on my TV?!"
And now "Method of Destruction" frontman Billy Milano has announced his endorsement of Dr. Ron Paul.
"If Chuck Norris kicked me in the face, I don't think I'd feel it," claims the hard core thrasher from New York, "and Stallone is no Rambo."
With a new thrash metal album out raising questions about personal liberty, government interference, and illegal immigration, Milano is no stranger to strong political opinion. Or controversy.
"You're asking what's the f***in problem with the guys in Washington? Holy f***in s***, where the f*** do I begin?"
Asked what he thinks about an endorsement from the thrash metal scene, Ron Paul had this to say: "Uhh, well, we have a lot of diverse supporters. So, uhh, I'm comfortable with that."
So why does the former singer for "Stormtroopers of Death" support Dr. Paul?
"I've been preaching the same unchanging message since the early 80s: Get government the f*** out of my face, get illegals back over the f***ing border, and stop giving all my f***ing hard-earned money to these third-world sewers!"
Milano has little difficulty expressing the frustration in the metal community over the government's actions.
"You think anyone's listening in Washington? F*** no! Most of the Republicans are total f***ing sell-outs as far as I'm concerned. And all these other f***ing candidates sound exactly like that total b**** Hillary."
Asked if he thought he was wasting time and effort on a long-shot, Milano had this to say: "Hey, I don't give a flying f*** about odds! It this a f***ing indian casino or a presidential election? Listen up! Vote on principle, not on who you think's going to win. Otherwise, let's just end this f***ing democracy charade and let's become a fascist dictatorship right now!"
Moral of the story is, watch out Chuck and Sylvester: there's a much bigger presence out there.
"A presidential race isn't a f***ing popularity contest, ya know! And McCain's no f***ing prom queen!"
And it all makes one wonder if "Milano's title song, "Red, White, and Screwed" won't be the next big campaign jingle.
c.2008 REUTERS
Seem like a reasonable course of action to me, if only to raise sales of "Red, White, and Screwed."
Jurched
