Was her daddy in the war?UndoControl said:But my girlfriend, who speaks german and has the most beautiful german accent i've ever heard, offered to teach me.
Nick The Clayman.
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I want to learn the language of crime and violence = Vatoish.
Then I will be able to join vatos and tell people on the street things like:
"Orale Essay, tajaré sus testículos apagado y los pegaré encima del asno de su padre"
and
"Amigo, Su novia tiene piernas agradables, yo sabe porque la sangre que goteó abajo después de que rajara su garganta, parecido realmente hermosa en sus muslos sedosos"
Then I will be able to join vatos and tell people on the street things like:
"Orale Essay, tajaré sus testículos apagado y los pegaré encima del asno de su padre"
and
"Amigo, Su novia tiene piernas agradables, yo sabe porque la sangre que goteó abajo después de que rajara su garganta, parecido realmente hermosa en sus muslos sedosos"
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rahvin
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Nitronium Blood said:Almost every culture has something kick-ass about their cuisine
in a silly outburst of unprecedented nationalism, i have to disagree. some (european) cultures just borrow from others which do have a tradition of cuisine. most mediterranean countries have one: certainly greece, france, italy, spain. others have made a rather interesting attempt at a customized derivative: germany, holland, denmark, most eastern european countries. some are, unfortunately, just like blind kids trying to copy a drawing they've never even seen while holding a crayon by the wrong end. i shall not name them.
as a side note: what is the rest of this thread even about? am i supposed to read it? can any trustful person summarize it for me instead, so i can have an opinion without going through the trouble of doing hard stuff like reading words and thinking?
marduk1507
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Closing it wouldnt be a big shame. And I hope by eastern european countries you didnt mean Slovakia! Our cuisine rules!
rahvin
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marduk1507 said:Closing it wouldnt be a big shame. And I hope by eastern european countries you didnt mean Slovakia! Our cuisine rules!
watch my best poker face!
and let it be a test that this thread dies by itself when you're all done with it.
on a less humorous note, once some threads (random facts, for instance) have reached critical length, i'm going to enforce a "single chat thread" rule of law: call it feelings or random or whatever you want, but any personal business or pleasant nonsense that does not constitute a specific topic should be contained in one thread. i'm in favor or making new ones for specific matters, but all the one-liners and information about your health are better off in a single, steaming, foul-smelling pile.
It all started with my undying gay love for Nick, who back in the day had a different moniker and personality. This thread was an attempt to catch Nick's attention and ensure dialogue between him and myself, an unknown or perhaps forgotten fan of his sense of humour from back in the day. The purpose was to find out the reason for change of attitude and monker and also to basically catch up with this UM Forum legend.rahvin said:
During the course, people began to wonder what the fuss was about and started trolling, albeit very kindly and in humerous fashion and ultimately after achieving discourse, albeit short-lived with Nick, the topic shifted to discussions about 'Cuisine'.
That is all my good sir
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Nitronium Blood said:
That's it, i'm through.Nitronium Blood said:I want to learn the language of crime and violence = Vatoish.
Then I will be able to join vatos and tell people on the street things like:
"Orale Essay, tajaré sus testículos apagado y los pegaré encima del asno de su padre"
and
"Amigo, Su novia tiene piernas agradables, yo sabe porque la sangre que goteó abajo después de que rajara su garganta, parecido realmente hermosa en sus muslos sedosos"
Malaclypse said:
if he meant to say ass as in "arse" he prob used an online translator, because what it says there is ass as in "donkey"
edit: actually, the whole thing reeks of babelfish, don't know why i concentrated on that part
Oh did it translate it to donkey? Hahahha!Hitori said:if he meant to say ass as in "arse" he prob used an online translator, because what it says there is ass as in "donkey"
edit: actually, the whole thing reeks of babelfish, don't know why i concentrated on that part
Still funny though
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rahvin said:
I'm afraid there is not much to summarize my dear sir. Whatever left of this thread which is not related to food could easily be rebaptized : "the thread where Nitronium Blood whines about Nick the Clayman hiding is true identity and everybody else is just saying anything in the most wonderful display of incoherence." Then again, you could also say it's spam with a touch of spice. No matter how ugly that sounds to my ears.
That was my armchair opinion and I'm presently having toasts with butter and powder chocolate on top of it, so don't start saying I don't know how to cook good food, alright?
Without being incompetent or angry can you please tell me what really displeases you?Cuthalion said:
Aye, I wish I was a hispanic gangster and not scottish because everyone knows a hispanic gangster can beat the shit out of a scottish oneCuthalion said:
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