Noisy Neighbours . . .

[dreamwatch]

I'm completely fuckin sick of them now. Next door we have a bunch of squaddie tossers who shout abuse at my mother, above us a pair of freaks who think its normal to wash clothes at 3am, and next to them the dysfunctional family from hell. Mother appears to be a prostitute, they have a bit of a drugs racket going on, and there are three children in there too. Not that I feel sory for the kids cos they are as bad as their fuckin mother.

To think my parents have to grow old and become prisoners in this flat. Generally I don't covet riches, but if I just had the money to move my family somewhere nice where they could be comfortable, I would be happy.

And why am I moaning about this here? Because there is no one else around, and I've spent the last 4 days on my own in the house talking to the dogs, thats why. And I know there is no one in here, so it shouldnt bother anyone anyway.

 

[Mark]

BASTARDS!!!

Times like these I wish I had an internationally-targetable incendianary, and I don't care if I spelt it wrong, dammit!!!

 

[dreamwatch]

I knew I could count on you baby.

 

[Eddy]

Well, I can say something from another point of view, or maybe I can't but I'll say anyway...

I live with my parents and my elder brother (who recently turned 32 btw ) and we all live on the countryside. It's cool that the nearest neighbours are 200-300 meters away from us. But it's not cool that my brother is on the other side of the wall...
I can't listen to cds cos the only cd player I have is my computer and the volume level seems to be always too high, if I adjust it as low as possible it's still too noisy for me brother and the only option is to put the music off.
Almost the same goes for telly too but as we have almost all foreign programs with text and most Finnish series suck ass, that's not so big of a problem.

Now as I have typed this, I have no idea what my point was so I excuse for my ramblings!

 

[Eddy]

Oh yeah, now I remember the point: to get my post count higher!

 

[Black Dragon]

Fire. Fire has a way of making people move.

 

[Profanity]

I'm a noisy neighbour

 

[dragonfu]

do you want to take them out or just get the cops to take them away?

catch several, large if possible, live rats (scorpions and tarantulas work as well)and starve them for a few days and slip them in their flat and nail their doors and windows shut.
if their selling drugs get a few license tags and drop them off to the cops(got no problem with dope, i've done my share, as long as you don't fuck with me and mine or hurt your kids).
get some fiberglass, some old fried brittle stuff if possible, and when they hang out their laundry put it all over their clothes, or when they have their windows open sprinkle it in their house.
if they have a car put a fish in the engine compartment.jam it down behind the exhaust manifold if posible. you could also give them a tire trim. take a razorblade and slice part of the way through the sidewall of their tires, on the side facing into the car. they'll be driving and "boom", flat tire that cannot be repaired.
just a few thoughts

 

[Rosie1]

I'm completely fuckin sick of them now. Next door we have a bunch of squaddie tossers who shout abuse at my mother, above us a pair of freaks who think its normal to wash clothes at 3am, and next to them the dysfunctional family from hell. Mother appears to be a prostitute, they have a bit of a drugs racket going on, and there are three children in there too. Not that I feel sory for the kids cos they are as bad as their fuckin mother.

To think my parents have to grow old and become prisoners in this flat. Generally I don't covet riches, but if I just had the money to move my family somewhere nice where they could be comfortable, I would be happy.

And why am I moaning about this here? Because there is no one else around, and I've spent the last 4 days on my own in the house talking to the dogs, thats why. And I know there is no one in here, so it shouldnt bother anyone anyway.

Geez, what exactly sold you on the neighbohood?

 

[Lethe78]

Fire. Fire has a way of making people move.

Too funny (in a demented sort of way)

 

[coronerox]

Kill all of them

 

[Black Dragon]

Too funny (in a demented sort of way)

MUAAHAAHA!

 

[ante]

I'm completely fuckin sick of them now. Next door we have a bunch of squaddie tossers who shout abuse at my mother, above us a pair of freaks who think its normal to wash clothes at 3am, and next to them the dysfunctional family from hell. Mother appears to be a prostitute, they have a bit of a drugs racket going on, and there are three children in there too. Not that I feel sory for the kids cos they are as bad as their fuckin mother.

To think my parents have to grow old and become prisoners in this flat. Generally I don't covet riches, but if I just had the money to move my family somewhere nice where they could be comfortable, I would be happy.

And why am I moaning about this here? Because there is no one else around, and I've spent the last 4 days on my own in the house talking to the dogs, thats why. And I know there is no one in here, so it shouldnt bother anyone anyway.

just go there and piss in their mailbox or somethin

 

[Lamia The Great]

Sorry you're having such a rough time, that sounds absolutely disgusting

I'd say start calling the cops on the neighbors if they keep being noisy and retarded.

You could always do neighborly warfare too, blasting music or cutting the pipes on the laundry people. I keep weird hours myself, but laundry at 3 am?

I hope they stop, if not, tell the dogs to go leave presents, or send em a flaming bag of poo

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Did you ever get the problem taken care of dreamwatch?

 

[tara]

My neighbors aren't noisey, just weird.
Right next door to us lives an elderly woman who blasts awful jazz music and likes to water her garden wearing nothing but a baithing suit.

Also, I want to kill a neighbor across the street because we think he beats his dogs.

 

[Tristessa]

My family and I, we are very noisy and annoying, but because my house is a bit isolated (thanks to the garden) we can shout and sing and shout and make noise at 3:00 AM, and nobody notice.

@Dreamwatch: So sorry for you, really

 

[Brood of Evil]

Just kill them or something, and use some acid to dissolve their bodies. Also don't try to burn them, cause even if the flesh is burnt, the bones still remain and they might be identified if they have a dental record... Oh, and don't make such a mess, try to poison them or soffocate them, while avoiding to shed any blood, cause it can be detected and then an analisis made.

...errr, what am I saying?!?!!!

 

[Lamia The Great]

Just put the Seven Seas of Rhye dance remix on repeat.

That will quite literally drive someone to suicide.

 

[Brood of Evil]

Or just auto-repeat a DVD of the teletubbies...