Nostrasalamurhaaja Predicts!

[Salamurhaaja]

In year of the piggy you shall see a meteoric rise only to fizzle away like it's namesake.
The 3 will go forth on their ride while the last will fade to black like the boyloving man he is imitating.

 

[rahvin]

If this is about a bad In Flames record, you might as well predict the sun is going to rise from the East.

 

[plintus]

In Flames aside - define a "bad record"?

 

[rahvin]

define a "bad record"?

One I don't like.

Also, one that goes "hrrrawwwrrr" in the night and hurts cats and steals Aunt Lisa's pension money. But I admit it's a slightly less likely occurrence.

edit for 30 seconds of seriousness: I'd say a bad record has crappy musicianship, lack of ideas, unredeemable production, retarded lyrics, intellectually dishonest easy-listening values, and especially a combination of more than one of the above.

 

[plintus]

I'd say a bad record has crappy musicianship, lack of ideas, unredeemable production, retarded lyrics, intellectually dishonest easy-listening values, and especially a combination of more than one of the above.

You just intelligently summarized most of my thoughts about "Check out this band" thread (and most of modern/new bands/"metahl" scene) - everything goes besides "easy-listening".

 

[King Chaos]

edit for 30 seconds of seriousness: I'd say a bad record has crappy musicianship, lack of ideas, unredeemable production, retarded lyrics, intellectually dishonest easy-listening values, and especially a combination of more than one of the above.

That's actually really well put. Well done my good man.

do we have to now try and unwrap salamurhaaja's riddle or what? Sounds to me to be something either about politicians coming together and making a pigs ear of things, or a crappeh unsigned band is about to breakthrough big and turn shit.

 

[plintus]

The 3 will go forth on their ride while the last will fade to black like the boyloving man he is imitating.

Four horsemen of Apocalypse?

 

[fireangel]

and making a pigs ear of things

Chinese calendar

Year Of The Pig

 

[stardrowned]

In Flames aside

haha I agree.

 

[plintus]

haha I agree.

What do you agree with?

 

[stardrowned]

What do you agree with?

To put In Flames aside because they are gods

 

[King Chaos]

Chinese calendar

Year Of The Pig

Oh yeah, I sort of got that ... I was just using a turn of phrase that some how related. Apologies for the confusion.

 

[fireangel]

okay Gotta go dig in my dictionary of idioms, then...

 

[Salamurhaaja]

Haha, I give no hints, but I'm surprised no one has figured it out yet.

Prologue
Season long tribulations of the 3 thankfully done
To the "victor" goes a trifle song

 

[Dark_Silence]

In year of the piggy you shall see a meteoric rise only to fizzle away like it's namesake.
The 3 will go forth on their ride while the last will fade to black like the boyloving man he is imitating.

Metallica is going to release a new album, but it is going to be crap.
James will not go forth, as he now sings totally out of tune, and write crap lyrics (see "the new song" somewhere on youtube)

 

[stardrowned]

I hate Metallica! I hope they would disband for good. The new album is surely going to be a huge pile of shit.

 

[plintus]

I hate Metallica! I hope they would disband for good. The new album is surely going to be a huge pile of shit.

PS: Do I post crap? lol

No, you don't post shit. You are shit who posts.

 

[Dark_Silence]

i like Metallica. Exept for St Anger (damned drum sound.... i only really liked one song on it). And what I heard of the new song doesnt sound too good to me.

 

[stardrowned]

I see

 

[La Rocque]

La Rocque predicts
for every drop of rain that falls
a flower grows -