Hey guys, I've been using this on a lot of my tracks lately, so I figured I'd offer it to you.
Here's what the process entails:
-You put all the files you want processed into a .zip folder and upload it to my FTP.
-I will assemble the tracks as per your directions, and route specific combinations of them to one of my outputs, which feeds a reamp box.
-I take a 1/4" guitar cable from this reamp box and place it in my mouth.
-I drop trou, spread my cheeks, and mic my asshole with an SM57 pair in the Fredman method and an SM7b slightly off axis. The SM57 pair will be run through stock FireFace800 preamps, while the SM7b will be run into my SCA API clone for a tightened low end.
If you've ever had issues with obtaining a realistic low end or a nice breathability to your low end, you won't experience any troubles after this. I can assure you that my low end is, while somewhat loose thanks to Kyle Odell, very controlled, and breathes incredibly naturally when placed in a mix.
I can also provide realistic analogue coloring to the tracks, if requested - a drastic increase in fiber in my diet can result in small, randomized clicks, pops, blurps, flups, and grfshsspppspspspses that only a real, analog sphincter can provide.
You guys know from past experiments of a similar nature that my results are high-quality (ball claps, anyone?). Don't miss this opportunity to have my ass all over your tracks!
PM for pricing.
Here's what the process entails:
-You put all the files you want processed into a .zip folder and upload it to my FTP.
-I will assemble the tracks as per your directions, and route specific combinations of them to one of my outputs, which feeds a reamp box.
-I take a 1/4" guitar cable from this reamp box and place it in my mouth.
-I drop trou, spread my cheeks, and mic my asshole with an SM57 pair in the Fredman method and an SM7b slightly off axis. The SM57 pair will be run through stock FireFace800 preamps, while the SM7b will be run into my SCA API clone for a tightened low end.
If you've ever had issues with obtaining a realistic low end or a nice breathability to your low end, you won't experience any troubles after this. I can assure you that my low end is, while somewhat loose thanks to Kyle Odell, very controlled, and breathes incredibly naturally when placed in a mix.
I can also provide realistic analogue coloring to the tracks, if requested - a drastic increase in fiber in my diet can result in small, randomized clicks, pops, blurps, flups, and grfshsspppspspspses that only a real, analog sphincter can provide.
You guys know from past experiments of a similar nature that my results are high-quality (ball claps, anyone?). Don't miss this opportunity to have my ass all over your tracks!
PM for pricing.
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