O/T 9 Things I Hate About Everyone

thraxx

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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
 
MetalThrasher442 said:
Haha:tickled: I've seen this before, but it's still a good laugh:dopey:

yup.

One of my fave sarcastic quote is from a document titled "things you should say to someone you doing like." It goes "I am already picturing the duct tape over your mouth and a plastic bag over your head."
 
don't foget about the idiots who are trying to sue apple because they lost hearing by cranking up their Ipods. Did people try to sue sony when the walkman first came out? IDIOTS
 
thraxx said:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?

Hehe, me and a friend had this routine at Wacken Open Air last year. We´d go up to girls and point at our wrists as if we wanted know the time, and we´d say stuff in Danish like: 'Du har fandeme nogen gode patter' (= You´ve got really great tits) to these foreigners who didn´t understand shit.

This was great fun until we met a Danish girl... :oops: :D