I swear. They get more camera time than anyone else, get to click on their stupid little slide shows to show off radars and maps and act like they're more important than the firefighters or forest employees. Like it takes a genius to say it's hot out and there's no rain in sight. I could do that. All you need to predict weather in Arizona is a WINDOW. That stupid bitch governor is getting on my nerves too, but I'm reserving this rant for the weathermen. Every channel. Oooo, you can see it from space. Wow. Well, that's pretty important since we all live in space and need to know that.
Okay, I'll shut up now.
Okay, I'll shut up now.