O/T: The best thing how to start the fucking day...

[johnnieCzech]

...is to wake up, switch on your cell and find a message from your GF: "Hi, I've been thinking about our relationship and I guess it would be the best of us to be just friends."

Great, isn't it? I haven't made that up. Real story which happened to me yesterday!
It's time to put on some really brutal music!

 

[mentalmeltdown]

bummer.... my thoughts go out to czech republic today and Johnny.. keep your head up, and put on "Crush"..

but also my thoughts go to another czech, Milan Hejduk who'll score a hat trick against the Blackhawks and help me win the hockey pool!

 

[Lordlindsey]

Bummer man.
Sorry to hear that. How long you been with her?

I dig Milan Hejduk, but Hasek is my favorite Czech.

 

[ThraxDude]

I'm sorry Johnnie. I feel your pain. Because........
Well let me just tell you, it could be even worse.
Last night my girlfriend told me she had sex with some guy a couple weeks ago. I told her to FUCK OFF.
I'm serious, too.

 

[one man stands]

It seems everyone is having a shitty time with women. Is it Fucking contagious? I do not have anything that bad, but my girlfriend and I are just not meshing. She is going away to college next year and wants to stay together until she leaves, then break-up. What the fuck? we should just do it now and get it over with. I don't know what to do. I really like her, but don't really want to stay together when there seems to be no future.

 

[AlexStomp]

TD doesn't post as often as he did. He must be getting laid.

Oh, and everytime I've broken up with a girl, I do it in a subtle yet effective manner. I tell her to meet me at a bar at around 11. Then I show up an hour early with a date and as she walks in, I say "oh I thought I said midnight".

 

[Lordlindsey]

Damn Thraxdude.....that bites.

 

[Lordlindsey]

I think leaving a message, like that, on someone's voicemail is fucking weak.
Don't care who it is.

 

[AlexStomp]

I was going out with this one chick once and we went out to the dinner. It was that night that I decided that I didn't want to go out with her but I kept putting off the bad news. So I decided to wait until I dropped her off. We're sitting there in the car and she won't stop touching me. I kept telling myselt to come to the break up when she give me one hell of a bj. Then I broke up with her.

 

[Ragamuffin]

You think voice mail is bad?
Try an email

Yeah that was nice.

 

[AlexStomp]

My girlfriends brother was informed of his fiance's sucking someone else's cock from an IM from her.

 

[johnnieCzech]

Thanks for your support, want to inform you everything is fine now (maybe for a while) I just talked (well, not only talked...) her out of it! She told me she had been depressed and shit that night, but she wanted to stay.
And yes, before that, I put on CRUSH fucking loudly!

 

[johnnieCzech]

My girlfriends brother was informed of his fiance's sucking someone else's cock from an IM from her.

My brother used to drive his ex-gf in his car to, what she'd been saying, a "girl friend" for some time. Later he learned it wasn't a girl but another guy who she fucked.

 

[johnnieCzech]

I'm sorry Johnnie. I feel your pain. Because........
Well let me just tell you, it could be even worse.
Last night my girlfriend told me she had sex with some guy a couple weeks ago. I told her to FUCK OFF.
I'm serious, too.

Well this sucks hell of an ass!
You did 100% right, btw. But you should have kicked her ass before.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I used to have a bunch of earrings in both ears, but I took them out like a year and a half ago. My husband just noticed yesterday...

 

[dutchy]

she doesn't deserve you Johnnieboy!!Keep youre head up!!plenty of girls in the world!!!

 

[ThraxDude]

Well this sucks hell of an ass!
You did 100% right, btw. But you should have kicked her ass before.

Thanks.
And we here don't know the whole story, but you can NEVER trust a member of the opposite sex. Or anyone else, for that matter.

You can only trust yourself.

 

[jdelpi]

One of my old college roommates' girlfiend sucked another guy's dick while she was on my roommate's lap when they were in a limo for his fraternity's formal. They didn't break up though. Everytime I saw her though, I thought what a dumb bitch.

 

[Jeffasin]

My grandpa always told me Stay single, have fun. He's 72 and has two girlfriends.

 

[AlexStomp]

I'm with Jeff's grandpa