O/T: The best thing how to start the fucking day...

yeah man go back to it, she only gonna do it again in the future, relationships suck dude, get out while you can.......
 
jdelpi said:
One of my old college roommates' girlfiend sucked another guy's dick while she was on my roommate's lap when they were in a limo for his fraternity's formal. They didn't break up though. Everytime I saw her though, I thought what a dumb bitch.

She did this right in front of her boyfriend??? or was it a different roommate?
 
Lordlindsey said:
She did this right in front of her boyfriend??? or was it a different roommate?

Yeah, I had to have it explained to me twice.
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My roommate was Matt. His girlfriend was Katie.
Matt was in a fraternity who were having their formal.
Matt and Katie were in a limo with another couple or two, and Katie's ex-boyfriend was one of the frat guys in the limo.
Katie sucked off her ex-boyfriend while sitting on Matt's lap in the limo, as I understood it from a mutual friend. (I never talked to Matt about it. We weren't close friends.) They were all really drunk. I don't know how long this lasted.
 
Well darn, I didn't read this post until now, I figured it was some lame office water cooler tale.
As everyone here knows, I'm like the board George Costanza when it comes to successful relationships. Although I think Thraxdude and I are getting to be neck and neck. Somewhere, I'm sure my getting dumped on X-Mas post is archived for all the world to see. If I were you - the best advice I can give you is to not take any advice (which is a Paul Stanley line, so I guess I am taking advice by following that, I'm so confused) You gotta do, what you gotta do. Thraxdude and Alex and Jeff's grandpa have it about right though. ICQ me or PM if you any other questions. After I get my Masters in Ed. I'm going for a PhD in "failed relationships"
 
Yes. Ty and I have bad luck. It isn't our fault.
Some people say that there is someone out there for everyone. But most of the people who say that are happily married.
It isn't true. There is no fate. Only luck.
And I'd rather stay single for the rest of my life then have some cunt cheat on me again.
 
after the negative experiences and countless rejections i've had with women over the years i find it so hard to want to make the effort with women these days.
i dunno- in some ways i like being single but then again i don;t really know what it's like to have a long term girlfriend so i'm a bit curious to experiment and find out.
will have to settle for plenty of porn in the meantime...
 
Society wants us to be married and happy and all that shit, so if you're single it likes you're doing "something wrong." "What, you're 25 and you haven't gotten married, why, why, you should already have kids." It takes a while after getting thru a BS relationship to realize that is cool as hell to be single and do whatever you want (like right now, I'm sitting in my boxers listening to WCFYA at mach 10 with Zelda in the gamecube, a cigar, and a barqs rootbeer) whenever you want. I've been screwed over enough times, I'm done with the prowler role. If a good one comes my way, great, I'd like to have a family. If not, I will have the bitchinest batchelor pad ever and I will vacation like a mad man the rest of my life. I think I'll just call Tad, we'll go to Cancun on one of those "all inclusive" packages that include drinks (poolside pina colada's :Smokin: ) and the $$$ we saave on free drinks we can use for Mexican "ladies of the evening"
 
a little off the beaten track but i wouldnt be surprised at the amount of dads out there that actually think there kid is theres,there are good woman out there but they are goddamn hard to find,i wouldnt trust them as far as i could throw them.

if a gf or one night love broke the news to me that she was pregnant i would be ordering dna in a flash lol
 
thats not to say us guys dont treat woman like shit sometimes lol,i know a bloke around the corner from me who had the perfect woman,she was from a small country town who used to see him on the weekends bring her vaccuum cleaner with her cook clean root like an animal whenever he wanted it mow the lawns,even send down cakes when she went back to her hometown.

he rang her on xmas day and broke it off,aint that great timing lol,he was 40 years old at the time and got a big ego trip and dumped her for a 26 year old chick that did fuck all aroun the house and was lazy as all fuck,he knows he will never get another one like her,us men are occasionaly guilty of thinking with our dicks instead of whats upstairs hehehehhee
 
bitch bitch bitch

ty, thraxdude, max,...any other guy that got f'd over, get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.....or pussy, take your pick. we all know there are plenty of chix out there who just want fun, no relationship crap. where are they? God may no, bumpkins does not.

some people are meant for love, some are not. depends on how much one is willing to compromise.
 
bumpkins said:
bitch bitch bitch

ty, thraxdude, max,...any other guy that got f'd over, get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.....or pussy, take your pick. we all know there are plenty of chix out there who just want fun, no relationship crap. where are they? God may no, bumpkins does not.

some people are meant for love, some are not. depends on how much one is willing to compromise.

Yeah, where are all of these "fun" women, and don't say "the bar" because I've played that whole scene out......
 
my theory is that a lot of them are working as escorts. they have sex with guys and get paid for it.
shit i was looking on the net and just the sheer number of hot 20 year old russian/polish girls on there selling themselves for £200 per hour amazed me.

and the others who are hot and want a bit of fun hang out in bars where rich men dress in armani suits and drive ferraris go. well why go with guys like us (who sit around and post on messageboards while listening to metal!) when they can get a bit of action with someone who will buy them gucci handbags etc. in 'exchange' for some action in the bedroom (it's just another form of prostitution if you think about it).
it makes the women feel good to go out with a guy who is 'someone' (he may be an asshole but he is still 'someone')- hell why would they even consider going out with just a normal guy like me? it just doesn't happen...
the thing is: beautiful women KNOW that they can pretty much get anything they want in life. how many hot women do you see working in mc.donalds or other shitty places? they are all working in decent jobs like ad agencies/media/tv.: and if you are not in that environment you have little chance of meeting the really hot chicks.

so the bottom line is: us guys are left with 'average' looking girls. and there's no hope to meet someone really hot (unless you want to pay for the 'service').

i hope what i wrote made some sense...
 
well nothing but i personally find attractive girls more appealing than not-so attractive girls.
just my opinion. most guys if they had the choice would rather go out with somone good looking as opposed to someone with average looks (i think)
in my experience the ones who are average looking are really nice and easy to talk to and have 'nice personalities' as the cliché goes. but the lookers are really hard work.

maybe it's impossible to find a woman who has model looks and a decent personality???
i haven't given up looking but i am sceptical they exist...!
 
Attractive chicks are out there. If you get lucky, she'll even have a nice personality.
Seems it's hard to find a combination of both.
My wife is attractive and a very nice person, I got lucky, because....generally speaking.....I'm considered a dickhead!!!!!!!
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