Perfect way to start your week

[Shmu]

Wake up , eat , take a shower and go to your best friend to have a drink
You drink (not ever sober) and then you decide to go out to eat something for "dinner" on your way to the fast food you decide to take the motorbikes and go there and the best thing that happened today is that i survived the bike crash with only a bunch of scratches and bruises


Best way to start a week IMO

 

[Shpongled]

Nothing like getting the week started with some drunk driving! You're a God amongst men, my friend.

 

[Shmu]

Nope, wasn't drunk my friend just that greece has the worst drivers in the world thats why i ended lying down on the road ,i had a bastard blocking my way i had no choice but to turn in the nearest garbage can

 

[Shpongled]

Oh... well then by all means continue. Maybe someday you won't be so lucky

 

[Shmu]

In Greece ... NEVER !!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Hey Kevin, wanna grab a few beers then go skiing?

 

[Shpongled]

I've never been skiing in my life. So hell yeah!

 

[Anvil]

Can I come?

...When I turn 21?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I've never been skiing in my life. So hell yeah!

Actually, it sucks.

 

[Shmu]

Ok .. when i'll go for ski or snowboard ill keep that in mind ...Btw it sucks when you brake your legs or after ?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

The whole experience sucks.

 

[Anvil]

You sir, are wrong. Snowboarding is one of life's great experiences. Standin' up on top of the world.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Yeah, but you're canadian, you're supposed to be all gay for that stuff.

 

[Shpongled]

Yeah there's a reason I've never done it. I also hate being cold.

 

[Shmu]

You never know unless you try it so if its ever gonna snow in greece ill go brake a couple of legs to tell you how much it sucks

 

[Anvil]

Yeah there's a reason I've never done it. I also hate being cold.

I'll take you one day.

 

[Shpongled]

You never know unless you try it so if its ever gonna snow in greece ill go brake a couple of legs to tell you how much it sucks

Actually, just all ten of your fingers would be sufficient.

 

[Shmu]

You think so ? but how am i gonna play guitar if i brake my fingers ... or you mean the ones from my feet?

 

[Shpongled]

Yeah. I totally meant the fingers on your feet.