Off the wall, hilarious, yet pathetic....

[Biowaste]

Anyone ever seen these websites before? Don't you just kinda feel bad for these people that are out there in the world like this, I mean damn. I hope none of you are on here

http://www.buddyhead.com/other/hessian/love/page/

http://www.buddyhead.com/other/hessian/love/page2/

Remember these websites the next time you respond to a personal ad. YOU might be on the next episode of Hessian Love.

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[Biowaste]

Oh, and be sure and check out Fred Durst's brother on the Page 2.

Bio

 

[Thorns of Sorrow]

please tell me thats fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG I never laughed so hard here at UM before omg ahahhahahahahahahahahah

p.s. the second chick is fucking hot.

 

[ricochet]

That was great...yeah, I have been to buddyhead.com before. Those guys have some pretty funny stuff and some decent music-related stuff. They are mainly into emo and hardcore type bands, though. Hessian love...that's great.

 

[Biowaste]

"p.s. the second chick is fucking hot." - :hotjump: Totally agreed! but I *think* both are the same girl.

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[Thorns of Sorrow]

"Hey,
I'm Arnold. I'm married in Santa Cruz. Hobbies are guitar,moshpits and patries. I'm addicted to sex. Favorite bands are Dying Fetus,Suffocation,Goregasim,Eternal Hate,Immolation,Nuclear Death and more. Here is a picture of me in my backyard at the homestead. Looking for a fuckfriend that I can horribly penetrate. If thats you e-mail me."

OMG hahahahahah that picture is screaming for Oyo to put a caption on it!

 

[ricochet]

"I love having sex my cock is 8" and thick. Would love to meet you to hang with, talk or just fuck."

Suave.

 

[blakmetalemp]

"I AM SINGLE DRINK AND SMOKE OFTEN.
A FEW OF THOSE BANDS YOU MENTIONED SEEM KIND OF FAGGETY
BUT I'LL LET IT SLIDE IF YOU HAVE BIG TITS "


Metalness has been confirmed. He is tr00!!!

 

[Thorns of Sorrow]

lol the nbest are the really nerdy or old guys who are into metal, lol like the guy with the ghostbuster shirt, or the old business dudes on the second page I am seriously on the floor laughing!

 

[blakmetalemp]

Rock on!!! Its the Peoples Mullet!!!!

And look!!!! ITS JUGGIE!!!!

The razor blade necklace is the only thing keeping him in metal.

 

[ricochet]

"We are meant for one another. Don't forget to talk to me."

I'm sure she won't forget...

 

[Thorns of Sorrow]

oh my this guy is soooo coool....

"Believe me when I say you want to be on my team. I will fuck up whomever dared to disrespect you. last guy who fucked around with a girl of mine ended up in the hospitel eating thru a straw.

Mel"

 

[CladInDarkness]

poor guys if only they knew hehehe

 

[transfixed]

I don't know, some of this has to be fake, it's just too ridiculous

 

[SentencedToBurn]

lol what stereotypical bullshit! AHAAHA! oh that was funny

 

[~Zeanra~]

What the....*falls off the chair* !!!






I can't stop laughing

 

[7 Dying Trees]

Pathetic... But funny. Especially the "I am XXXX (who's famous) thirteenth cousin 17 times removed, Let's fuck"

 

[Punisher]

indeed, the 2nd chick is hot! all those who answer just wanna get laid...