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Off Topic: Iced Earth Question????
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Necromunchkin
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.... there's only one Victoria's Secret in that town, too. I kinda miss that town what with its trees and weird bra thieves
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You can't go IN THERE as a male and them not stare or accost you. How he did that, he'd have to be a nin... I better check my shed. I bet it was the FUCKING rape ninja. I'm gonna fucking spit-roast his perverted ass.
Necromunchkin
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Actually, going into Victoria's Secret isn't a problem as a man, so long as you don't look retarded about it. Hell.... I went shopping for a Valentine's Day gift there for my girlfriend way back my second year of college and I just went up to the counter girl, explained what I was hoping to get for said lady friend. The fact I had this list of colors, types of lingerie, her approximate measurements, etc., was considered sweet and endearing and well, was a rather pleasant event. And I got to see said girlfriend in the ultra naughty items I bought a week later.
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Dude, there was a sect of Warren Jeff supporting protesters out here around the court house (which is totally pointless since the trial was held about 400 miles south of here). I think they made the news cause they were so ridiculous. All dressed in polygamy clothes... think they were all his children.
I hear they're going to Arizona next, since he is getting tried out there next.
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Pictures.
And it was him, the rape ninja. but he said he's going to sell them and buy the parts to build a superweapon capable of blowing off clothing... I let him off this time.
Haha, Mormons make me laugh as much as Catholics.
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EricT
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Mormons make me laugh even more. Usually the FLDS are pretty secretive and act like normal mormons (aka, not acknowledging they have multiple wives, etc.), but lately a few around here have been pretty open about it.
Necromunchkin
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Largely thanks to the woma at Victoria's Secret helping me not be a bumbling male
Lies and Perfidy
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OR HER BROTHER
seriously though man i don't even know what to think about this thread
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Necromunchkin
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Well, yeah, but that was obvious. And family is (and damn well should be) the exception to non-argumentation.
Mmm, whisky.
Mmm, whisky.
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be glad your sister will never have problems attracting a mate when she wants a kid?OR HER BROTHER
seriously though man i don't even know what to think about this thread
Necromunchkin
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Ahh, you have a nice one then. They're all prissy over here
That was seven years ago. I imagine she's moved on since then. I don't believe she would have allowed 350 bras to get lifted out of the store if she were still there.
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Ninjas, I tell you. I need to hire more Ninja Lords to control these bastards... I've had to expand the rape shed twice.
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The underground network is so expansive the census bureau came by yesterday and asked if the ninjas would be wiling to be added to the population. They killed him.
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