Off Topic: In the news...

[MajestikMøøse]

http://Jeff.Loomis.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/fountain.php

an interesting read... check it out

 

[PlatypusJesus]

There is really no point in saying "Off topic" on this board.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

There is really no point in saying "Off topic" on this board.

this is true

 

[Will Bozarth]

you see, its off topic because its about the band

 

[Profanity]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you see, its off topic because its about the band

Will has it figured out

 

[FretsAflame]

so... matt... you are were one of the test subjects?

 

[Super Mahrio]

lol!!!!!!!!!

 

[SirDidymus127]

cum guzzler!!!

 

[internally grateful]

that's hilarous

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha i remember those articles from a lonnnnng time ago.

 

[internally grateful]

ooooooh that makes me feel so young!

haha

 

[Will Bozarth]

...youre like 12!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"i bet you were a big six year old"

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

and for the record, she's 16

 

[FretsAflame]

and for the record, she's 16

no she's not... she's actually 10 - and you're a prevert.

go eat your damn tuna sandwich and call me emo you silly preverted prevert.

 

[DarkNoise]

imagine the pickup lines he could use with that information...

 

[FretsAflame]

imagine the pickup lines he could use with that information...

hahahahahahahaha that would be so awesome.

I swear to god I'd walk around with the data to prove that my sperm was the fountain of youth and tell every hot woman about it.

Or I'd set up an office somewhere and charge by the milliounce

This brings to mind an interesting question however...

would you consume your own semen if it was the fountain of youth?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

no she's not... she's actually 10 - and you're a prevert.

go eat your damn tuna sandwich and call me emo you silly preverted prevert.

Why don't you cry about it, emo man?

*eats tuna*

 

[FretsAflame]

Why don't you cry about it, emo man?

*eats tuna*

that's right, do as I say little bitch