Official RC Darfur Thread

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I'm obviously bored, but you guys already knew that.

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40 GOATS TO BUY CHELSEA
Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official.

Mr Clinton was offered the deal on a recent trip to Kenya.

He was offered the animals as a traditional African way of getting a father to give away his daughter's hand in marriage.

The dowry is a very generous one by the country's own standards.

Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor wrote to Mr Clinton through Kenya's Foreign Minister.

He said: "Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding.

"I would have invited South African Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu to preside at the ceremony."

The councillor gave the names of the former Kenyan president Daniel Arap-Moi and two of his college mates as character references.

Mr Chepkurgor also said he was also impressed by Mr Clinton's wife, Hillary, for standing by Mr Clinton during the Monica Lewinksy scandal.

He said Mrs Clinton acted like a "like an African woman".
 
If you can somehow top your initial post, I really do believe the new Guns n' Roses will be released this year.
 
I read last night he quit, all were very disappointed by his departure even though he led a transient lifestyle. Something like that.

Who really knows though, but I finally listened to that Rock in Rio performance last night and whoa if Axl doesn't sound like Dave Mustaine on those higher vocals. :dopey:
 
Days since last news-story discussing Sudan. (updated 7/18) ABC: 23 (6/25) CBS: 72 (5/7) NBC: 12 (7/6) CNN: 5 (7/6) Fox Bush Channel: 12 (7/6) MSNBC: 10 (7/8)
Segments discussing Sudan in June 2005 10 0 5 47 41 23
Segments discussing “Runaway Bride” in June 2005 45 38 85 36 98 183
Segments discussing Michael Jackson case in June 2005 468 614 526 878 1,753 2,009
Segments discussing Tom Cruise in June 2005 190 321 352 199 213 259

Wake up people, Janjaweed isn't something that grows in a stoner's basement.