I'll be one of the first ones to say that wrestling was more fun and entertaining years back than it is now. Of course, being in the northeast as a kid in the late 80's/early 90's, all we had was Vince McMahon and the WWF. So WWE's rewritten history of wrestling is the only history I really know. As a kid, I was a fan of Hulk Hogan-onwards.
Anyway, I obviously can't say I'm no longer a fan. Actually, one week from now I'll be in Disney World in Orlando, having just watched Wrestlemania XXIV live a few days ago and I can't wait to be there. And this is my way of segwaying into my predictions/preferences for Wrestlemania:
MitB – Jericho vs. Kennedy vs. Benjamin vs. Carlito vs. MVP vs. Punk vs. Morrison
I don't mind telling you that my favorite 4 current wrestlers are in this match, those being Chris Jericho, MVP, CM Punk and, of course, Mr Kennedy. Now, I would love to vote with my heart and hope that Mr Kennedy takes away the win, thus possibly having 2 matches in one night by then challenging the champ later that night... of course, I don't expect in the least that Kennedy will walk away from Wrestlemania the champ, but that would be pretty sweet for me.
No, my first pick in this match WOULD have been Jeff Hardy... but, y'know, he has a thing for the crystal meth from what I understand. Now, I look at these guys and the ony one I see without a potential storyline after Wrestlemania is CM Punk. He's arguably the most over face in the match, even more than Jericho. Punk has done about all he can on ECW, he's feuded with everyone worth feuding with in ECW, and I think winning MITB would be a great way to get him off of that dead-end ECW and on to Raw or Smackdown by challenging a heel champ from one of the other shows. Carlito and Benjamin really aren't important enough to win this, I can see Jericho feuding well with Kennedy or MVP from this match and Morrison has his tag team career. Punk has the most to gain here and needs a new storyine.
Bunnymania – Who gives a sh*t?
ECW Battle Royal – Let’s hear it for Big Daddy V!! But seriously, unless RVD makes some huge return, I couldn’t care less, I’m expecting maybe a couple of surprise entrants, but nothing too surprising. Khali, Henry, Kane, Hardcore Holly... meh... I really don't care unless someone like Kofi Kingston won, and Kofi vs. Chavo would be a sweet match.
Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair – No disrespect to Ric Flair, as proved on Raw lst night, his mic skills are still top notch. He was AWESOME in his promo w/ HBK last night. All that being said... I hope Shawn Michaels wins. I think it would be more than appropriate for Flair to wrestle his last match as he's being inducted into the Hall of Fame. I also think this is a way to have someone beat Flair and still have Flair come out like a champ. This is the perfect time, place and opponent for Flair to end his career on, and Shawn can take care of the task and allow both men to walk out with their pride. I think Flair winning this match will only make the match when he finally does lose seem less important than losing this one. Whether you like it or not, an HBK win is the right call. Whoo.
Batista vs. Umaga – I’m actually expecting this match to be pretty awesome, mostly because Umaga IS awesome, and Batista is at least big and strong enough to do some pretty cool moves to Umaga. I don't expect this to be an all time classic or even the best match of the show, but I do expect some incredible high spots and intense moments as these two 'animals' collide. All that being said, I am not a Batista fan, but I expect Batista to win. Poor Umaga... jobber to the stars.
JBL vs. Finlay – The heat for this match took of so incredibly huge when JBL whooped Hornswoggle in the cage. I was so hyped for this match at the time and couldn't wait for this all out brawl. However, things have slowed down in the last few weeks. Mostly because the two haven't even been in the same arena until last night, and even then their brawl was kind of weak. This WAS my most anticipated match when it was first announced, but now I'm afraid it's going to be a huge disappointment. All that being said, I'd be shocked if Finlay didn't win it though, with some Hornswoggling assistance.
Undertaker vs. Edge – Yeah, not that I don’t respect the Undertaker and his streak and all that, but I’d love to see Edge win this match. I mean, there are strong arguments for both parties to win. If Undertaker wins, sure, it's just ANOTHER World title reign for the Undertaker, but his Wrestlemania streak remains in tact, which is more important than any wrestling championship nowadays. On the other hand, Edge would gain untold credibility and go down not just one of the biggest bad guys of this generation, but one of the most credible, hated bad guys of all time if he wins this match, especially if he wins it by cheating
. I predict Undertaker for the sake of saving his streak, but I hope Edge wins and secures his place in wrestling history. Edge pinning Undertaker would be one of the biggest moments in wrestling history. I didn't think Batista was the right man to do it last year, but Edge is.
Big Show vs Floyd Mayweather – Yeah, like most of the wrestling audience, I’m tired of Mayweather and expect this most likely 10-15 minute match to be average at best. With Mayweather getting so many boos, I could actually see them putting Big Show over him, despite how much they're paying him. Then again, when we look at the history of Celebrities in matches (Like LT), usually the wrestlers come out on the losing end, whether they should or not. I'm calling Mayweather, but I'm not really happy about it.
HHH vs. Cena vs. Orton – There is only one King of Kings. I'm going to say this straight out, I haven't been happy with the WWE Title situation since Cena won it at Unforgiven 2006 and if Orton drops it to Cena, it will just prove that I was right in saying that Orton was just a placeholder champion until Cena was ready to come back. Cena may be over with the kids and the ladies, but the overwhelming boos from everybody else compromises his credibility as the company's top face every week. At least those who don't like HHH don't actively boo him. Then, there's Randy Orton. I've said my mind on Orton and it hasn't changed a bit. Edge is a better heel than he is as far as mic skills and wrestling. Orton wouldn't be World Champ and probably wouldn't even have a job in WWE still if it wasn't for his daddy and the support of people like HHH. Now, speaking of HHH, it's been 3 years since The Game has had a real title reign. I don't count that 2 hours as champ at No Mercy '07. HHH is a reliable World Champ, he is incredibly over as a face and I think could be incredibly over as a heel if he want to be too. He consistently still has good matches and can work out a great feud with anyone. In the past few years, HHH as put over just about everyone from Cena to Batista to Orton to Jeff Hardy and I thnk it's time for him to get the title reign he has deserved. Granted, there are others that deserve that World Champ position who haven't gotten it, like Shawn Michaels, but Triple H has a better reaction and greater legacy than Cena or Orton and I think HHH in the consistent main event spot again with a new lineup of potential challengers like Jericho, Kennedy, JBL, Punk, MVP, Hardy, Edge and Cena (HHH never DEFENDED against Cena), there's only one man in the WWE right now who can restore credibility and freshness to the Main Event scene, it's the King of Kings. And honestly, who wouldn't love to see HHH vs. HBK for the WWE Championship one last time?
I can only hope that I walk out of the Citrus Bowl as satisfied this Sunday after watching HHH walk out with the WWE title as I did watching Chris Benoit (At the time) walk away with the World Title in Madison Square Garden when I was at WMXX. I've been very disappointed in the main events at the last 3 Wrestlemanias (Batista over HHH, Cena over HHH, Mysterio over Angle and Cena over HBK). I'm hoping all those disappointments come to an end in Orlando.
Finally, if anyone but HHH wins that match, I’m going to walk into Epcot and bare knuckle box with the first Mickey I see, claiming he’s a Cena fan. He can't see me.