Oh, bacon. Is there anything you can't do?

[Captain Beard]

Why bother then? Next you'll tell me buffalo wings aren't.

 

[Lord Foul]

From Buffalo? They are.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh good. I still need to research how they fly with such tiny wings.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

The buffalo are powerful beasts. They can flap those little wings really hard.

 

[Shpongled]

Haha you guys are dumb. Buffalo means the turkey wings come from Buffalo, New York.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Who cares if the buffalo come from New York? They fly with tiny tiny wings!

 

[Shpongled]

Turkeys can't fly!!!!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

But their dreams can soar.

 

[Lord Foul]

Haha you guys are dumb. Buffalo means the turkey wings come from Buffalo, New York.

Isn't that what I said?

Turkeys can't fly!!!!!

Horseshit. Wild turkeys fly just fine.

 

[Lunar Still]

YOU HAD TO BRING HORSES INTO THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

 

[Shpongled]

Isn't that what I said?



Horseshit. Wild turkeys fly just fine.

I'm sorry sir, I made an assumption that you as well were also referring to the incorrect, inferior animal. I'm relieved to know I'm not the only one here that's not totally clueless.

 

[derek]

I'm glad the two of you are here, then.