Exactly, we need to nuke our own country and get rid of people who don't like the Bush administration, which is about 70% of our population right now. Everyone knows that dissent is unpatriotic and treasonous, just like Ann Coulter says, and we all know that Ann Coulter is a really sensible person.
Oh and I'm not sure what you mean by satire. I am just a Conservative Warrior fighting for freedom against the big evil liberal media that is trying to destroy our country by letting gay people marry.