oh jesus fuck

[MajestikMøøse]

OR

 

[Hell Mike]

hi mr oldnews

 

[NAD]

"I want more suicides."

Yeah, me too.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

apparently oldnews is yesterday....

and I guess that's true....

I gotta quit making useless threads

 

[MFJ]

We still love you.

 

[NAD]

I gotta quit making useless threads

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." -- Dr. Seuss

Without useless and ridiculous threads I'd probably only be on the forum once or twice a week. 100% informative boards I never even register on, just search them when I need information.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

MUST... SAVE... THREAD... FROM... OBSUCRITY...

 

[NAD]

Boxer-briefs, the best of both worlds. Also, apparently they are the choice chones of homos 'round the globe. Whee.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Boxers, of course. No uncomfortable constriction.

 

[mousewings]

Someone post more pics of that Herr Morbid guy in his underwear. He's so sexay.

 

[Nate The Great]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm glad that we can count on nate for cameltoe.

 

[JayKeeley]

MUST... SAVE... THREAD... FROM... OBSUCRITY...

New word of the day, "OBSUCRITY"!!!!

I think I'll use that for my band name..."and now on stage, will you please welcome....OBSUCRITY!!!"

*cue screaming audience, double bass drums, frenzied riffing, pyrotechnic explosions, chicks throwing their underwear on stage, parrot squaking*

 

[Nate The Great]

Just trying to pull my weight around here.

 

[NAD]

parrot squaking

I need a record player just so I can listen to this album, since I bought it a long time ago for $5.

 

[Demilich]

Isn't there a death metal band with a dog on vocals too?

 

[NAD]

Yeah, they sorta sucked though (forget the name, it's in the Hatebeak thread in this forum from awhile back though, if'n you care to search). Hatebeak is actually pretty good.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Caninus

http://www.pitbullgrindcore.com/

 

[JayKeeley]

Yes yes, Obsucrity will one day support Hatebeak. That is my goal. But first, I must make the band, and to do that, I need to raise the dead!!! Zombie Holocaust!!!