ok, FUN project!

[FuSoYa]

I was just commissioned by a crazy catholic priest to make a website for CDs he is selling. The CDs are recordings of kids singing. (!)

He doesn't know anything about the web and told me to do whatever to try and sell these CDs.

So holy crap. What can I put on this site.

 

[azal]

If his peers are his target audience then all the kids need to be naked.

 

[Stultus]

You need PC pics of children singing with token black and asian kids.

 

[azal]

and a kid with a turnip-shaped head in a wheelchair.

 

[xfer]

You should make the CDs seem "cool" among the scenester community, so they become a hot-selling kitsch item that hardcore kids thing is genuinely AWESOME and other people find ironically sublime.

 

[FuSoYa]

Does the race of the downie matter?

 

[azal]

xfer, everything you just said could have been condensed to "mesh hats."

 

[avi]

make sure it says in huge letters "I DID NOT PERSONALLY MOLEST ANY OF THESE KIDZ, OK? THX!"

 

[xfer]

yes, lots of mesh hats on the site!

 

[xfer]

toby, how the heck are you going to do this without being ironic and mocking?

 

[FuSoYa]

I dunno! I think that his target audience won't understand the shots though.

 

[xfer]

what IS his target audience? like old ladies, or christian-rock teens?

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

dude give all the kids hardcore hair cuts, Xs and have there fingers in the air, someone should crowd punch the handicappe dkid

 

[azal]

someone inform me on what a hardcore hair cut is...PICZ PLEAZZ

 

[FuSoYa]

it must be just like, people that listen to his radio show.

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

who's radio show

 

[azal]

DR. Metal

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

dr. metal was emtal not hardcore fools

 

[The Dope]

The dude in the second picture's hair and sideburns look kind of like my style of about a year and a half ago. Does that mean I used to have hardcore-hair and didn't know it?