OK, seriously, out of all the things I've EVER seen on the internet...

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.
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This made me burst out loud laughing while my chick was sleeping...
awesome.
 
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a f**king candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!

HAHA OH GOD IM ACTUALLY CRYING HAHAHAA
 
Bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
Bloodninja: It's kind of embarrasing.
Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.

Hahahahahahahahaaha, it never ends. And I love the first one too for how random it is:

Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
 
haha... "holy shit, hippie". Even I laughed about that and I'm a fucking vegan (I still like drugs however... just for the case someone is mixing that up with beeing straight edge since some people seem to think beeing vegan is a part of beeing straight edge ;)) for 6 years. Never take yourself too serious and keep your inner smile ;)
 
Emdprodukt said:
haha... "holy shit, hippie". Even I laughed about that and I'm a fucking vegan (I still like drugs however... just for the case someone is mixing that up with beeing straight edge since some people seem to think beeing vegan is a part of beeing straight edge ;)) for 6 years. Never take yourself too serious and keep your inner smile ;)
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:headbang: (xcept the drugs)

... sorry Marcus OT
 
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