Okay, You Cavemen...
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JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
dill_the_devil said:My girlfriend :
- Bought me the three-season-and-additional-DVD box set of Family Guy
- Bought me my bass guitar
- Cooks the best bacon-egg-sausage-mushroom-cheese sandwiches
- Whips up a pretty mean spaghetti bolognese too
- Videotapes Lost for me every week 'cos I'm always dicking around with album reviews or trying to record riffs while it's on
- Orders gig tickets for me on the internet from her credit card and then lets me take aaaaages to pay her back
- Encouraged me to go to college to do a sound recording course
- And is generally great in various other ways.
You realize she's shagging the next door neighbour, right?
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
my last serious girlfriend, which was my only good one, couldn't stay up past 10pm to have a beer with me if her life depended on it. then i'd be up until 3am and want to get up at 9am to go do something, and she'd lie around until noon or later.lizard said:
literally dragging her out of bed was a regular occurence, complete with whining and crying. christ that drove me nuts, i can't fucking stand people that sleep too much.
oh wait, this was supposed to be a positive thread toward women. well for the first year we were together we humped like rabbits and i never once had to initialize it.
dill_the_devil
OneMetal.com Music Editor
JayKeeley said:You realize she's shagging the next door neighbour, right?
LMFAO - being as the next door neighbours to her house on both sides are fairly old... I doubt it.
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Russell
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My girlfriend listens to extreme metal, bought me a gothzombiekitten, willingly watches every kind of gory movie with me, and is great at blow...
drying my hair. Yes, blowdrying, thats it.
drying my hair. Yes, blowdrying, thats it.
Conspicuously Absent
Linguistically Confused
I've yet to have a good girlfriend. Then again, i'm still young.
I had a girlfriend who would have been O.K..... except I then discovered she was fucking 3 other guys on me. She then somehow managed to become a friend of mine, where she proceded to whine about her boyfriend (1 of the 3) and his: drug habbits, drug habbits around her, abuse, screwing around on her, yelling at her, treating her like shit, etc.
I've had enough experiences in life to make women something I'm afraid of, in that I EXPECT to become emotionally hurt by them(and I don't mean by breaking up with me, I mean things much worse). Always. I've yet to not be horribly fucked over by women. Girlfriend or not.
I had a girlfriend who would have been O.K..... except I then discovered she was fucking 3 other guys on me. She then somehow managed to become a friend of mine, where she proceded to whine about her boyfriend (1 of the 3) and his: drug habbits, drug habbits around her, abuse, screwing around on her, yelling at her, treating her like shit, etc.
I've had enough experiences in life to make women something I'm afraid of, in that I EXPECT to become emotionally hurt by them(and I don't mean by breaking up with me, I mean things much worse). Always. I've yet to not be horribly fucked over by women. Girlfriend or not.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Iconoclastic Tendencies said:
Life is so much simpler when you settle on the notion that all women are whores.
Conspicuously Absent
Linguistically Confused
nah. I just settle on the notion that I'm happier without a woman until I finally find one thats good. But in order to find one, i have to subject myself to the torture of all the bad ones.
I'm not exactly picky either.
Ideal Girlfriend:
- Listens to classic rock, metal, or anything but like... pop/rap/dance
- Won't cheat on me
- Has at least SOMETHING they do in life besides gossip/drink/work
- Shares even ONE common interest with me, or has in interest in exploring an interest I have (or i'm interested in exploring her interest)
- Won't criticise EVERYTHING I do for fun.
I'm not exactly picky either.
Ideal Girlfriend:
- Listens to classic rock, metal, or anything but like... pop/rap/dance
- Won't cheat on me
- Has at least SOMETHING they do in life besides gossip/drink/work
- Shares even ONE common interest with me, or has in interest in exploring an interest I have (or i'm interested in exploring her interest)
- Won't criticise EVERYTHING I do for fun.
dorian gray
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my ol lady married me based on my belief in christ. soon after when i said, "ha, just kidding", she didnt leave. then, when she discovered porn on my computer, she didnt leave.
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wasn't i supposed to mention the good things she does? i could go on forever.
wives rule. meh, mine does anyway.
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wasn't i supposed to mention the good things she does? i could go on forever.
wives rule. meh, mine does anyway.
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
lizard said:she knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
this is so fucking true ... there is nothing that shows they care like a cake with your name spelled out in baked on pastry ( one of my exes did this for me ) ... then few weeks later I proceeded to mow her name into her bosses lawn
(you could only see it from the 2nd floor of the house 
)but cooking ... damn that makes me fall in love
Conspicuously Absent
Linguistically Confused
lurch70 said:
Yeah, i've had enough experience with the wrong kind. Sadly, it's next to impossible to meet the right kind.
Number 1 key to a good girlfriend that I forgot to mention: You can have a conversation with them and be honestly interested. That means its not about: shoes, perfume, makeup, hair product, clothes, shopping, their friends boyfriends.
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
lurch70 said:
It's all in the past now. I can't change it.
Thanatopsis123
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MajestikMøøse said:
I swear I was going to post that exact thing in this thread earlier today but didn't bother.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Demilich
Remember
Just last Saturday, my girlfriend made awesome spaghetti carbonara (WITH BACON AND BLACK PEPPER, MY TWO FAVOURITEST THINGS) for us while I was at work! FUCKING RULAGE!!1 Then we drank wine, ate the pasta, had pumpkin pie and egg nog lattes for dessert, and it was a fun night.
Once she baked me a giant cookie shaped like a heart with my name written on it also, which was damn cool.
And she writes me lots of random little letters and draws nice pictures for me, and stays with me despite my flaws Actually, now she lives with my family because of her family's flaws.
Once she baked me a giant cookie shaped like a heart with my name written on it also, which was damn cool.
And she writes me lots of random little letters and draws nice pictures for me, and stays with me despite my flaws
Actually, now she lives with my family because of her family's flaws.Similar threads
