so like, the copier in our copy room was out of paper and this coworker of mine didnt know where the extra was. so i offered to go get it for him, and he hands me a folder and says 'yea i need like, 10 copies of this too' and starts walking away.
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so i throw the folder at his back and start screaming. (something that essentially was equal and as long winded as this)
WHAT DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE? YOUR BITCH? YOUR FUCKING SECRETARY? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'D NEVER ASK A GUY TO DO THAT! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG! GO TO FUCKING HELL! GET YOUR OWN FUCKING PAPER! YOU'RE FUCKED FROM NOW ON! GOOD FUCKING LUCK!
and i bolted down the stairs to the mail room to tell ron the mail guy how much it hurt my feelings.
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!!!!
so i throw the folder at his back and start screaming. (something that essentially was equal and as long winded as this)
WHAT DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE? YOUR BITCH? YOUR FUCKING SECRETARY? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'D NEVER ASK A GUY TO DO THAT! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG! GO TO FUCKING HELL! GET YOUR OWN FUCKING PAPER! YOU'RE FUCKED FROM NOW ON! GOOD FUCKING LUCK!
and i bolted down the stairs to the mail room to tell ron the mail guy how much it hurt my feelings.
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