Opeth - Do's and Dont's

[metal_wrath]

#1. Do Not: Listen to Opeth after going to a Coldplay show, this is very gay

#2. Do: Listen to Opeth in the forest, it is very grim

#3. Do Not: Post comments about Mike's moustache

#4...

I seem to be missing some, any contributions?

 

[Detric]

#4. do not post in this thread

 

[soundave]

#5. Do Not: Mosh during "Face of Melinda"

 

[Kerry King]

Do: Claim 'SHIT THREAD' when you see one.

 

[affinityband]

SHIT THREAD

 

[daz436]

#5. Do Not: Mosh during "Face of Melinda"

lmao it was so funny seeing the complete opeth-newbies doing this in manchester last year...

 

[metal_wrath]

Do: Claim 'SHIT THREAD' when you see one.

and I guess the two threads titled "i am buying a new guitar, discuss" and the endless threads entitled "i am a newbie, dicuss" are much more appropriate.

 

[daz436]

i like this thread

here's one:

Do: smoke up while listening to: White Cluster, Benighted, The Drapery Falls, Dirge For November, By The Pain I See In Others, Closure, Ghost Of Perdition.

(these are the best tracks for it imo anyways)

 

[affinityband]

and I guess the two threads titled "i am buying a new guitar, discuss" and the endless threads entitled "i am a newbie, dicuss" are much more appropriate.

Are you kidding me, of course they are more appropriate!?

 

[metal_wrath]

 

[affinityband]

Come on, you get intelligent conversation from guitar advice threads and such. This is just inciting people attempting crappy one liners..

 

[T-Rat]

Do: Sneer at people who think your shirt says "Oprah."

 

[metal_wrath]

...as well as people who confuse Opeth with Otep

 

[all_sins_undone]

SHIT THREAD

LMAO, perfect timing chris

 

[Opethian666]

Do: buy me an evil medieval castle (but well accomodated with heating, cool ornaments, electricity, a vast range of electrical guitars and amps, huge speakers that are constantly playing Opeth and other excellent Death metal, a local area network of about 20 excellent PC's with the latest games, and some 20 lustful concubines) in an old, vast Swedish forest and allow me to get very and constantly stoned there and live happily ever after with teh concubines.

 

[all_sins_undone]

Do: buy me an evil medieval castle (but well accomodated with heating, cool ornaments, electricity, a vast range of electrical guitars and amps, huge speakers that are constantly playing Opeth and other excellent Death metal, a local area network of about 20 excellent PC's with the latest games, and some 20 lustful concubines) in an old, vast Swedish forest and allow me to get very and constantly stoned there and live happily ever after with teh concubines.

can i come with you? =/

 

[Opethian666]

can i come with you? =/

Of course, you can all come, I need people to pwn on the LAN and to enjoy the weed and music with

 

[all_sins_undone]

lets play counter-strike on lan, alright? I fucking OWN that game!

 

[Opethian666]

^Hmm, I used to own in it but I haven't played it in a while. But hey, plenty of time to practise in teh Grim Inverted Opeth Castle.

 

[affinityband]

Im sooo bad at counter-strike. Halo2 i will hand you each of your asses one by one