Opeth - Do's and Dont's

[metal_wrath]

of course we know you are the best...











































at derailing threads, douchesurfer.

 

[all_sins_undone]

Im sooo bad at counter-strike. Halo2 i will hand you each of your asses one by one

im pretty damn shit at halo. you'd better own my ass!

 

[Risquit]

Do: Listen to "Windowpane" while parked on a hill overlooking the glistening Pacific Ocean.

 

[CAIRATH]

at derailing threads, douchesurfer.

How the fuck can you 'derail' a thread as utterly miserable and pointless as this one?

 

[Ten SiSi]

Wow, I really wish I could be a fanboy. I can't believe you guys enjoy Opeth's music this much. Of course I think I'm on the verge of being a Wolves in the Throne Room fanboy. ANYWHO

DON'T offer to let Mikael teabag you, as his swedish meatballs are not very clean

 

[Moobaa]

this thread sucks balls

 

[Ten SiSi]

poooo-ha

 

[@=NoBigDeal=@]

Do:
-use the word "mellow" at least 20 times in a sentence when you're describing Opeth's music. Brutal is a good word too.
-remember to mention that Ghost Reveries is their most mature release this far.
-say lol when Mike starts to talk about anuses or Burt Reynolds.
-Opeth guys are cool and easy-going and down-to-earth-guys, right?
-scream "Black Rose Immortal!!" when you're in an Opeth concert.
-if you don't like Porcupine Tree you are not a true Opeth fan.
-remember to finish your messages at the Opeth board with an erk

 

[NFU]

tease anyone who makes a thread with "question for mikael..." in it, and call them a "noob" or "fanboy". Then when mikael responds, continue to make 3 consecutive posts in it complimenting and worshipping and asking him personal questions.

 

[Tubbs]

Do not: mention to Mike what people think the lyrics are to Godhead's Lament.

 

[the_3_toed_sloth]

Do:
-Opeth guys are cool and easy-going and down-to-earth-guys, right?

Do Opeth guys? Hey man, it's not like that...you just misunderstood, alright?

 

[Voodoo Child]

Do: Sneer at people who think your shirt says "Oprah."

Hahaha, I got this so much that some people used to call me 'Oprah'.

 

[angelofdeath9308]

Do not get drunk and annoying at an Opeth concert, it ruins it for the rest of us.

 

[Apostle In Triumph]

Do: Sneer at people who think your shirt says "Oprah."

lmao, this ecuadorian kid calls me "Oprah kid" everytime i wear it to school.

 

[Liquid Diamonds]

tease anyone who makes a thread with "question for mikael..." in it, and call them a "noob" or "fanboy". Then when mikael responds, continue to make 3 consecutive posts in it complimenting and worshipping and asking him personal questions.

Ahhh... it is always the way of it

 

[Rocky Raccoon]

#1. Do Not: Listen to Opeth after going to a Coldplay show, this is very gay

#2. Do: Listen to Opeth in the forest, it is very grim

#3. Do Not: Post comments about Mike's moustache

#4...

I seem to be missing some, any contributions?

DO realize that the thread starter was into Hip hop and nothing else a year ago & now hassles Opeth fans if they happen to like Coldplay..

 

[LightningLixxx]

lmao, this ecuadorian kid calls me "Oprah kid" everytime i wear it to school.

DO: Kick his ass

 

[Valerie]

The farthest pronunciation from Opeth I've heard someone say to me was Ocpth.


DO:
Defend Opeth when someone says they are shitty music, but,
DO NOT:
say "You just don't get it."

 

[Arnold Layne]

DONT: Talk during Credence

 

[Kenneth R.]

do not listen to metal_wrath under any circumstances.

do listen to opeth.