Opeth - Do's and Dont's

[biggsy]

im not french i dont get it....

 

[metal_wrath]

I don't get the french either

 

[Opethian666]

pet means fart in french. O pet = O fart. Ha ha ha :Smug:

 

[Demoke]

DO:

- claim Orchid and Morningrise are the best Opeth albums and BRI should be played live.
- visit their official forum at UM and post there from time to time.
- listen to Mike's playlists, which you'll have a look at every now and then.
- buy Opeth records in LP's format as well as some T-shirt and official DVD.
- set an Opeth wallpaper at your PC's desktop.
- listen to all Opeth CD's in a row from the morning till the evening one Saturday every quarter of a year.
- listen to PT and above all, Camel.

DON'T:

- say you like Dream Theater or Symphony X.

 

[stole_my_bike]

DO:
- claim Orchid and Morningrise are the best Opeth albums and BRI should be played live.

sry, stopped reading after that

 

[Leandro]

pet means fart in french. O pet = O fart. Ha ha ha :Smug:

'o' means 'the' in portuguese. Mixing all, O pet=the fart

 

[biggsy]

sweet joke

DO: Buy heaps of Opeth merchandise.

DON'T: Wear to meet your girlfriends parents

 

[stole_my_bike]

sweet joke

DO: Buy heaps of Opeth merchandise.

DON'T: Wear to meet your girlfriends parents

hehe

 

[Goober]

Do: kiss up to Mike and tell him his mustache is sexy
Do: Watch Tubbs do the truffle shuffle
Do: Feel free to say Oprth out loud

Dont: get turned on by BloodyScalpels sig...thats just gross
Dont: ask mikael where Mary and the other disciples are
Dont: Ask Bass if you can have some of his smoked meatlog.

 

[Ayr]

Do: smoke up while listening to: White Cluster, Benighted, The Drapery Falls, Dirge For November, By The Pain I See In Others, Closure, Ghost Of Perdition.

NO!!!! NOOOOO!!! Don't start smoking bit! I'VE QUIT!
:zombie:

 

[Ayr]

DON'T: Wear to meet your girlfriends parents

exactly what mine did. well, theyve seen me wearing opeth tshirt before anyway, so worked all right

 

[NFU]

DO: post bi-hourly in the opeth official forum.

DONT: ever really listen to Opeth.


sorry, this one was a bit more personal i guess.

 

[westknife]

yeah i haven't listened to opeth in quite some time

 

[Alyona]

I have quite a few opeth albums on LP.... and camel records too... I'm sooo cool lol


ah dear.

*sighs*

 

[Opethian666]

DO: post bi-hourly in the opeth official forum.

DONT: ever really listen to Opeth.

Why don't you listen to Opeth anymore? Because you're bored with them and don't really like them anymore, or just because there's too much music out there to just listen to the same band more than once every month or even longer?

 

[westknife]

Why don't you listen to Opeth anymore? Because you're bored with them and don't really like them anymore, or just because there's too much music out there to just listen to the same band more than once every month or even longer?

well i can't speak for nfu, but honestly i've listened to each opeth album about 250,000,008 times each and there's a hell of lot of other music out there that is more exciting for me right now

 

[NFU]

well i can't speak for nfu, but honestly i've listened to each opeth album about 250,000,008 times each and there's a hell of lot of other music out there that is more exciting for me right now

he summed it up right there.

 

[Id]

uh yeah, why the fuck would someone have to constantly listen to opeth. they're awesome, we know their stuff, move on.

 

[Towedwart]

So wait... are you against listening to Opeth now or something? "Oh, I've listened to it before, so I'm done." That's like saying you've listened to enough Pink Floyd, or enough Led Zeppelin, or enough Yes, or enough whatever else you listen to, and so you shan't be listening to them anymore. Tis silly, imo.

 

[Id]

no but some people here are shocked when someone says they don't listen to opeth anymore.