Opeth Troubleshooting

[metal_wrath]

"I listened to MAYH, but I could not pay attention because of the long songs?"

Solution 1: This album pwns, if you don't like it you prob have shittastes!

Solution 2: Check if you have the correct cd inserted in your cd player ftlog, otherwise continue to Solution 3

Solution 3: You fail at life, you can either buy a Slipnot album or mail your Opeth CD to a person that doesn't have shittaste!

Has your problem been solved? If not, you can return to Step 1, FFS!!


edit: Maybe someone can come up with something better......

 

[all_sins_undone]

Irony:

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony
2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony

 

[metal_wrath]

*yawn*

 

[affinityband]

"I listened to MAYH, but I could not pay attention because of the long songs?"

Solution 3: You fail at life, you can either buy a Slipnot album or mail your Opeth CD to a person that doesn't have shittaste!

The fact you still do that an listen to my arms your hearse is pretty tragic.

 

[Detric]

dear metal wrath. i gave mayh a listen today, i guess its ok but i dont like it when michael akerfelt screams. its like he HAS to show his fans that he can use both, not scream and scream vocals. what shall i do?

yours sincerely

- detric.

 

[makethestringscry]

what a stupid ass thread.

 

[BreathingShadow]

shit taste- nightrage

 

[CAIRATH]

edit: Maybe someone can come up with something better......

A retarded 6-year-old would be able to come up with something better and have the common sense not to actually post it on top of that.

 

[NFU]

metal...breeds...stupidity. sigh

 

[Binary]

"I listened to MAYH, but I could not pay attention because of the long songs?"

Play it on 78 RPM instead of 45?

 

[Rocky Raccoon]

Jesus wrath, you have really out-done yourself in the stupidity stakes this time...

 

[all_sins_undone]

Jesus wrath, you have really out-done yourself in the stupidity stakes this time...

Irony:

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony
2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony

 

[Rocky Raccoon]

The funny thing being that YOU are the one giving that definition...

 

[all_sins_undone]

i dont see how thats funny... care to explain?

 

[NFU]

ironic. more than funny. i think is what hes eluding to.

 

[all_sins_undone]

no i understand what he was implying, i just dont understand the basis on which the implication was formed.

 

[makethestringscry]

Does it really matter?

 

[NFU]

its benighted. hes like the napoleon dynamite of this forum. why are you even attempting to play detective with his inferiority complex.

 

[Rocky Raccoon]

lmao so what does that make you NFU?

 

[NFU]

Bruce fucking Wayne. stfu