I'd been having horrible tooth aches from time to time for the last three days, haven't slept that much either, so I finally went to see the dentist to see what's wrong.
So the guy looks into my mouth and pokes me with that sharp pointy thing they always use. Goddamn that thing is irritating! He says aloud "oh there's a big hole in your wisdom tooth" - and pushes that pointy thing right in the hole! Fuuuuck, I'm screaming inside my head! I could actually feel a single tear roll down the side of my cheek, which never happens because usually I can take a good amount of pain. But not dentist pain!
So the dentist speaks to his assistant "yeah...anasthesia and x-ray...", and I'm still trying to get myself back together, so I don't pay that much attention to him at the moment. They take the x-ray picture, and I suppose they put some anasthesia in there, but I didn't notice it if they did.
So the dentist goes back to look at the picture, doesn't really say anything, he's just thinking aloud "yeah I suppose there would only be a shell left there...". I have no idea what his talking about, I'm just sitting there ashamed of my one single tear. I don't really even notice the dentist walking next to me, and before I know it, there something made of metal in my open mouth. I feel a slight wrenching - and the motherfucker just rips my tooth straight out of my mout with no warning! Goddamn that hurt! I have never felt anything like it! Broken hands and stomach tattoos are nothing compared to going to the dentist!
Epilogue: Even though it hurt like hell and my mouth is full of blood as I type this, it was worth it to get rid of the ache...but next time I'm going to see a private dentist instead of this public sadist!
Cliffs: It's better to lose your teeth than to go see a dentist.
Next time I'm just going to scream as hard as I can to scare the people waiting in the hall!
So the guy looks into my mouth and pokes me with that sharp pointy thing they always use. Goddamn that thing is irritating! He says aloud "oh there's a big hole in your wisdom tooth" - and pushes that pointy thing right in the hole! Fuuuuck, I'm screaming inside my head! I could actually feel a single tear roll down the side of my cheek, which never happens because usually I can take a good amount of pain. But not dentist pain!

So the dentist speaks to his assistant "yeah...anasthesia and x-ray...", and I'm still trying to get myself back together, so I don't pay that much attention to him at the moment. They take the x-ray picture, and I suppose they put some anasthesia in there, but I didn't notice it if they did.
So the dentist goes back to look at the picture, doesn't really say anything, he's just thinking aloud "yeah I suppose there would only be a shell left there...". I have no idea what his talking about, I'm just sitting there ashamed of my one single tear. I don't really even notice the dentist walking next to me, and before I know it, there something made of metal in my open mouth. I feel a slight wrenching - and the motherfucker just rips my tooth straight out of my mout with no warning! Goddamn that hurt! I have never felt anything like it! Broken hands and stomach tattoos are nothing compared to going to the dentist!
Epilogue: Even though it hurt like hell and my mouth is full of blood as I type this, it was worth it to get rid of the ache...but next time I'm going to see a private dentist instead of this public sadist!
Cliffs: It's better to lose your teeth than to go see a dentist.
Next time I'm just going to scream as hard as I can to scare the people waiting in the hall!