Out of curiosity

I think therefore I know who you are, Mr. Glover, and would be saddened if you told us your true ident, such as really being Mel Gibson. :(
 
Because I interrogated them both heavily, and there's no way it could be. It has to be the actual Danny Glover, as last May, he walked into the meat party with a laptop, commenting on board posting and (unrelatedly) "being too old for this shit."