Outrageous Claims

[Mick Moss]

Whats the most outrageous claim youve heard by a child ?

My daughter told me yesterday that a girl in her school claims that Britney Spears is her sister.

When Dunc was a kid, his friend told him that he'd simulated old computer data noises with his mouth into a microphone and recorded them on a blank cassette, which when loaded onto the computer produced a new and exciting game

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[Don Corleone]

a very interesting thread, mick.

my little sister (8) doesnt have such outrageous claims, though.

 

[Achernar]

Well, when I was in the 5th grade a kid tried to make me believe his father had been in the Vietnam war.

 

[Mariner]

that they would get their big bro to be beat me up haha

 

[Mariner]

oh and when i was a 'animator' (i was 16 then) there was a kid who told everyone that his daddy fights lions in america haha

 

[cedarbreed]

There was this guy in primary school, trying to make everyone believe someone had opened fire on him with a shotgun and that he had avoided the 'bullets' *dunno the word*
This very same guy also claimed his grandfather had built the Concorde

 

[Malaclypse]

in primary school there was this one guy who said that, if people die in a movie, they are actually killed, and get huge amounts of money for that... really.

 

[cedarbreed]

ah, maybe he was aware of snuff movies even though he was so young !

 

[Malaclypse]

now that you say it, he regularly sold dubious looking video tapes on the playground

 

[Achernar]

I sold pic fakes (nude fakes) of tv and music celebrities to younger kids when I was in the 7th or 8th grade.

 

[cedarbreed]

now that you say it, he regularly sold dubious looking video tapes on the playground

, I should have hit him with a beer bottle then, the little fucker

 

[Malaclypse]

of course NOT, he was selling the crack, too!

 

[cedarbreed]

of course NOT, he was selling the crack, too!

Ahhhhhhhhh !!! yeah, he was deffo the ultimate man of your school then !!

 

[Susie]

A friend of mine paula, who i still see , told me her finger bones had been removed and there were just metal bars inside instead of bone, so i smashed her hands to see if it hurt her HAHAHAHHHAA and still to this day she laughs about it and says, omg remember when i told you my fingers were metal that really hurt me when you stood on them dead hard

 

[pistol_pete]

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When Dunc was a kid, his friend told him that he'd simulated old computer data noises with his mouth into a microphone and recorded them on a blank cassette, which when loaded onto the computer produced a new and exciting game

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what a great lie, bit a thought behind it, nice to see....when are YE playing Ireland??

 

[MoonsOfJupiter]

When I was about 6 or 7, a boy around my age that I hung around with told me that Hulk Hogan, Jake the Snake, and Hacksaw Jim Duggan (WWF wrestlers) were at his house. So I was like "I wanna come over and meet them". We got to his house, then he told me I wasn't allowed to come in. This same kid told people he was a vampire and he used to bite people on the neck. :Spin:

 

[rafael]

Hahahahahahahaha.. I remember there was a kid that told everyone he saw the corpse of batman in the woods

 

[blackeyed]

the corpse of batman....the most outrageous claim i ever heard was from my dad actually, bout 4ish years ago when he and mum split - he said he was 'cutting his losses' and going to work on an oil rigg in the Norht Sea.......and 4 years later he's still sat on his arse in the front room....tisk tisk father

 

[Dora]

when i was 3, i told some ppl that im a boy

 

[Susie]

when i was 3, i told some ppl that im a boy

HAHHAHAHHAAHAAAAA Bossss