i give britney maybe half a point for trying

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Look What Britney Did to Her Neck!Britney Spears has defaced the back of her neck with a series of tattoos that she thought were Hebrew symbols for "new year" or "new era." But the symbols she actually had etched onto her skin mean...nothing at all. They're just gibberish, reports the United Kingdom's Mirror.

Britney, who recently developed quite a devotion to Kabbalah, the mystical form of Judaism to which she was introduced by Madonna, wanted to honor her newfound beliefs with the tattoos. An unnamed inside source told The Mirror, "She had hoped it would say 'new year' or 'new era.' It seems she's got the words the wrong way round. It is meaningless, which will come as a bit of a blow to Britney. She's taken to Kabbalah pretty seriously, and this was a big deal for her." Britney may not realize that tattoos are forbidden under Jewish law.

This isn't the first time one of Britney's tattoos went wrong. She had what she thought was the Japanese word for "mysterious" tattooed on her hip only to find out that in fact the symbol means "strange." She got that tattoo with actress Taryn Manning when the two were filming "Crossroads." When Manning visited Japan, she discovered the error. "It was when I was getting changed in Japan recently that a woman laughed, and I found out the truth," Manning told The Mirror. "Britney was absolutely devastated when I told her."

Britney also has a tattoo of an angel on her back, a butterfly script on her toe that she thinks says "freedom," and a flower circling her second toe that she now thinks is ugly.
 
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That's why you shouldn't get foreign-language tattoos.

Some fucker with a tribal tattoo tried to impress me with it once. I asked him, "what is it?". He says, "it's a tribal design." So I asked him, "which tribe?". Answer: "Umm...mumble...(fucker goes away)".
 
i like foreign-language tattoos, even though i (as yet) have none. i think word tattoos in general are awesome (speaking as an English/Philosophy major here, okay) and language tattoos fulfill the Shklovskyan action of "making strange" as well as allowing you to appreciate the beauty of letters. language tattoos really only work on one level if you're a non-speaker; I'm utterly inable to aesthetically appreciate Roman letters, but since, say, Aramaic lettering is unreadable to me, it fulfills an aesthetic AND symbolic function.

obviously, you have to get them right.
 
well, sure, but if you're worried about what other people think about your tattoo, maybe you shouldn't get it anyway. for example, the Rock got Samoan tribal tattoos because he wanted them, even though tribal tattoos are really played out popular-ly.

the tattoo Toby is designing for me is a dead ringer for the Jaegermeister symbol, so i'm sure 90% of people will think "Jaeger" when they see it, but i don't give a fuck. i hate Jaeger, too.
 
i also have been intending to get a Greek-language tattoo of the Stoic virtue of "prosoche". not only does Greek look beautiful, but how do you express more abstract concepts in tattoos if you refuse to use humanity's greatest abstract-concept-communicating symbols? a picture of a guy thinking really hard?

sadly, it will be mistaken for a frat tattoo by fratboys. if your first thought upon seeing Greek lettering is "frat", i probably don't care much what you think.
 
It makes sense for the rock to have a Ta Moko because his mother is Samoan. I would love to have one but I respect way too much the social and historical significance it has to Samoan people. If I was to get one I would have to travel to New Sealand and convinve an old school artist to do one for me and the represent my life and history in it, which would not be all that easy, even if it is good money for the artist.
 
My only word tattoo to date in the first and middle name of my daughter. Every Tatt I have has some special meaning to me. That's all you should care about in a Tatt. Make sure it's for YOU, and have some meaning, not just a bad ass looking skull, cuz it makes you look "cool."
 
Novembers Paul said:
My only word tattoo to date in the first and middle name of my daughter. Every Tatt I have has some special meaning to me. That's all you should care about in a Tatt. Make sure it's for YOU, and have some meaning, not just a bad ass looking skull, cuz it makes you look "cool."
amen...

I have always wanted to tattoo "blut und ehre" on my right arm except that is a nazi slogan and I don't want anyone to think I'm some white supremist ass (although most of them wouldn't know what it meant anyway.)
 
Yea that seems pretty shitty to me. But I'm with xfer on the foreign language tattoos. Personally myself I plan on tattooing just about everything except for my stomach, hands, feet, and neck. The first foreign language tattoo I have planned though is arabic calligraphy for This Too Shall Pass.

::shrugs::

To each his own.

Brandon
 
xfer said:
i also have been intending to get a Greek-language tattoo of the Stoic virtue of "prosoche". not only does Greek look beautiful, but how do you express more abstract concepts in tattoos if you refuse to use humanity's greatest abstract-concept-communicating symbols? a picture of a guy thinking really hard?
Get a tattoo of a porsche instead.
 
brandon, do you know arabic or at least any of its morphology? i need to know how to pluralize "shehab" for the phrase "The Meteors of Palestine", and the best i can translate it as is "Shehab-e-Filasteen" which i think means the Meteor, single, of Palestine.

also, Charubic: not a bad pun!