O/T: Britney finally admits it.

Riehlthing · Jul 9, 2003

Metal Maiden said:
Hmmm....*wonders if he is replying to GregadetH or Riehlthing*

You're getting on a roll now...damn...

Stormwatch · Jul 9, 2003

I would eat your shite if Britney would only marry me ....

DarbysDad · Jul 9, 2003

What a bad girl, Daddy will just have to punish her, LOL!!

bRaTpRiNcEsS · Jul 9, 2003

GregadetH said:
The girl falling for it.
That's worse.
I can't blame a guy for tryin'.

Yeah. Although that's worse than the "We didn't have sex, I just gave him a blowjob" line. Girls today are stupid.

MichiMikey · Jul 9, 2003

Wow, just when I started falling for Brit,..along comes MetalMaiden talking that smack! It IS cool when chicks talk nasty..... :Spin:

GregadetH · Jul 9, 2003

Beyween bRaTs lesbian talk and Maidens filthy mouth I can only wonder? Where the hell are the women like that around here?

I swear Maiden, theres only so many times you can mention ass fucking around guys until they'll want it posted in your sig....hehehehehehe

And bRaT....well just have a DAMN good dream and come back to tell all the juicy details....

...and now the anthrax board has gone to the gutter....

Metal Maiden · Jul 9, 2003

GregadetH said:
...and now the anthrax board has gone to the gutter....

You can't blame that on us.

Riehlthing · Jul 9, 2003

Metal Maiden said:
You can't blame that on us.

We can probably blame sumptin on youse touse.

ThraxDude · Jul 9, 2003

Metal Maiden said:
A few years ago on my way to work I had on the local rock AM show. I didn't hear what the topic of the morning was, but from what the guy who called in said, I guessed it was either "Stupid Ex's" or "Anal Sex". He said when he was in high school the girl he was dating told him they couldn't have sex. She said her mom would kill her if she lost her virginity. Then she told him "But we can have anal sex."

I didn't hear anything else. My first thought was, Are girls really that stupid these days? I can just see two kids going at it, mom and dad walk in, ready to kill the guy. And the daughter says "No, it's okay. I'm still a virgin. He's just fucking me in the ass."

Then I though, Hmm, Britney is young. Is she that stupid? She might have a virgin cunt, but she's no virgin.

And some where out there is the guy who is every other guys hero. He not only came up with this idea, ("It's okay baby, your still a virgin if I only fuck your ass") but got some chick to buy it.

First of all, I love it when you say, "cunt" and "fucking in the ass".

Second, you should listen to LoveLine with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Kids these days have oral sex to be good boys and girls. Some fucking 15 year old chick is sucking some fucking 17 year old dudes cock!!!!
When I was 17, I was lucky to get a hand job. Kids these days.....

Riehlthing · Jul 9, 2003

ThraxDude said:
First of all, I love it when you say, "cunt" and "fucking in the ass".

Second, you should listen to LoveLine with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Kids these days have oral sex to be good boys and girls. Some fucking 15 year old chick is sucking some fucking 17 year old dudes cock!!!!
When I was 17, I was lucky to get a hand job. Kids these days.....

no shit, fucking kids...my county had the highest teen pregancy per teen in the state of washington for a long time.

Metal Maiden · Jul 9, 2003

ThraxDude said:
First of all, I love it when you say, "cunt" and "fucking in the ass".

So noted

@Riehlthing-San Antonio has the highest in the nation.

Riehlthing · Jul 9, 2003

Metal Maiden said:
So noted

@Riehlthing-San Antonio has the highest in the nation.

You're not from there are you?
See, that's at least a big city, I'm in a smaller city. Pop of 35,000.

MichiMikey · Jul 9, 2003

GregadetH said:
Beyween bRaTs lesbian talk and Maidens filthy mouth I can only wonder? Where the hell are the women like that around here?

I swear Maiden, theres only so many times you can mention ass fucking around guys until they'll want it posted in your sig....hehehehehehe

And bRaT....well just have a DAMN good dream and come back to tell all the juicy details....

...and now the anthrax board has gone to the gutter....

Hmmmm....say, Greg, I wonder if we could get the two of them together.....

GregadetH · Jul 9, 2003

MichiMikey said:
Hmmmm....say, Greg, I wonder if we could get the two of them together.....

Indeed. :Smug:

Riehlthing · Jul 9, 2003

here's something good too. someone sent it to me. Mystery behind Britney's boobs.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/home.asp

mrthrax · Jul 10, 2003

they seem to be starting alot earlier now,its scary to see what will happen in ten years ime,girls will prob start at 10!!

johnnieCzech · Jul 10, 2003

I swear I didn't make this up. Was on my way from work through the elementary school area, and I saw two girls around 12-14 years talking. The first one said: "I was lucky I got home by 9 pm." The second one replied: "You know, fucking is fucking." And the first went: "But we even got into a new position!"
My jaw hit my knuckles, what I can say...

Riehlthing · Jul 10, 2003

That is seriously messed up.

Metal Maiden · Jul 10, 2003

I have a very cute, blue eyed, blonde six year old daughter. That scares the shit out of me.

bRaTpRiNcEsS · Jul 10, 2003

Shit, mine's seven months and I'm thinking she should probably be sent to a convent anytime now...

@Greg, I can't have a dream if I try to force it, it's one of those things that have to come naturally.....

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