Own Pictures Thread

[Lady_Relic]

Is there anything you haven't done?

Sure. Haven't had a threesome or orgy. I've only kissed a girl, nothing more. Um... haven't had sex while wearing heels.

 

[Leandro]

Um... haven't had sex while wearing heels.

How come? Even I did!














Ba dum pshhh

 

[Lady_Relic]

How come?

The guys didn't like me in heels so I never wore them. Short man complexes. I'm sooooo done with short guys.

 

[Corny]

I just took this out of my mailbox and I have absolutely no idea what it is:

I haven't opened it yet, any ideas what it could be? It's a bit smaller than my full hand.

Probably something unspectacular.

 

[Ensi]

IT'S A BOMB

 

[Corny]

My first thought was Anthrax. I'll eat a gem now and open it after that.

 

[Leandro]

The guys didn't like me in heels so I never wore them. Short man complexes. I'm sooooo done with short guys.

 

[Undefined]

Fine, you caught me. I did it once out of curiosity.

Your posts always turn me on.

 

[SteveMCsteve]

I just took this out of my mailbox and I have absolutely no idea what it is:

I haven't opened it yet, any ideas what it could be? It's a bit smaller than my full hand.

Probably something unspectacular.

Same, I thought Anthrax...........................get one of your friends to open it jk

 

[Corny]

I totally forgot that I purchased this via eBay for my girlfriend. And no, I'm not a pedo - she just collects cassettes she listened to in her childhood.

 

[Lady_Relic]

Aww are you a short guy? Or did you wanna wear the heels for my first time?

Your posts always turn me on.

I have a way with words.

 

[bobvex]

Sure. Haven't had a threesome or orgy. I've only kissed a girl, nothing more. Um... haven't had sex while wearing heels.

You're missing out.... if he fucks around you can stab him in the eyes. plus it's something for him to grab on to.

 

[Dred]

Fine, you caught me. I did it once out of curiosity.

Totally wasn't expecting a response, nevermind that one

 

[bobvex]

"You ever have someone go down on you, and they stick their finger in your ass. On one hand you think it's the most disgusting thing ever, but at the same time it's pretty exciting? That's what I am. I'm a finger in the ass. You don't know whether you're going to have the best orgasm of your life, or you're just gonna shit the bed, but it's worth the risk."

Doug Stanhope

 

[marfal66]

You ever have someone go down on you, and they stick their finger in your ass. On one hand you think it's the most disgusting thing ever, but at the same time it's pretty exciting? That's what I am. I'm a finger in the ass. You don't know whether you're going to have the best orgasm of your life, or you're just gonna shit the bed, but it's worth the risk.

I should sig this

 

[Leandro]

Aww are you a short guy? Or did you wanna wear the heels for my first time?.

I'm 1.70m

should be around 6'7", I'm not sure. Google it.

 

[CrazyChris576]

I'm 1.70m

should be around 6'7", I'm not sure. Google it.

I think you mean 5'7", because 6'7" is over 2m.

 

[Leandro]

Yes, that. Fuck imperial units.

 

[snowy]

This guitar looks sweet, I always wanted one of these for the jazz/blues/funk stuff I play. What did you play at this gig?

Well tbh i didn't play any jazz/blues/funk stuff at this gig the photo was taken during a gig with my band which plays (''alternative'') rock (though my playing is blues and funk influenced).
Nevertheless as someone who plays a lot of blues and some jazz when not playing with my band i can totally recommend this guitar to you! It's just perfect for jazz and blues!!(eventhough it's ''just'' an Epiphone) and it looks soo beautiful

 

[Turbo]

I LIKE TURTLES.

Man, Finland sucks.

Yes, that. Fuck imperial units.

...and fuck you.