i am his tour manager! he will be touring starting this summer... and he will be singing thomas's greatest hits such as "tut loves me, tut loves me not" and "anal lube you are my only friend"... buy your tickets now!!! $4.00.
sure... you can audition on the 21st on april... thomas will be getting his all leather inspired promo shots done, and we may be able to squeeze you in to try out.
thats great... the stage will be like a rain shower when he goes on tour... that is if you don't mind dressing like a man... (we can't have women on stage, it ruines his image)...