Parallel universes exist

[JenniferGentle]

That is so hysterical that this was mentioned today haha, we were just talking about that in my philosophy course a few hours ago haha

 

[Malergion]

I've seen David do it. Seriously.

No, see, that's the force of his fart canceling out the seismic waves.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

hey malergion, do you realize you're agreeing with me? take some time to think about it.

 

[Malergion]

It may seem that way, but I'm pointing out the absurdity of a truly self-centered universe. The fact that you are "the" observer has no bearing on physical reality.

 

[Chromatose]

try to thinking in four dimensions not in three

shoulda said:

"YOU'RE NOT THINKING FOURTH DIMENSIONALLY!"

 

[Malergion]

I think in eleven dimensions and perceive in three.

 

[Captain Beard]

I fart in 8 and sard in 12.

 

[-Syl-]

Now I think in one dimension. I have fever and I want to sleep now. In my three dimensionally bed.

 

[derek]

Yep. It's like the whole God/Nietzsche is dead thing - it misses the philosophical point by a mile, but it's pretty funny.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I like these theories because it means in some parallel universe, I will marry that chick from Mythbusters.

 

[Malergion]

Not exactly. What it means that if you go up to her and say "Will you marry me", one of the opened pathways has the outcome of her saying yes. I'd say "one or more," normally, but let's be realistic here

 

[derek]

The problem being that the question posed can have multitudinal outcomes. Given that choices will continue to be made, at which point does multiverse become infinite-verse?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Well, Ill just have to ask her then. And then build/find that mirror thing from SG-1 that lets you cross between parallel universes. And then murder my parallel self and take his place.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

The problem being that the question posed can have multitudinal outcomes. Given that choices will continue to be made, at which point does multiverse become infinite-verse?

Beautiful. This is exactly why I complained earlier.

I really doubt new universes keep spawning. I'd venture it's more likely that they all manifested at once.

 

[Malergion]

The problem being that the question posed can have multitudinal outcomes. Given that choices will continue to be made, at which point does multiverse become infinite-verse?

 

[Captain Beard]

What bothers me about these multiverses is every time I fart, a pathway can be opened that leads to a heart attack on my person. Although I suppose also, the possibly of a female version of me is scary too.

 

[Malergion]

You won't spontaneously reverse sexes.

This isn't the Heart of Gold.

 

[Chromatose]

But if there's a near-infinite amount of universii, there would be one where David was born female, AND ALSO happened to adopt all of the same traits he currently has.

edit: I think this was covered in Sliders?!? But as I alluded to earlier, I stopped following the plot after the first 2 seasons cuz it went gay. But there was a female Jerry O'Connell or some such nonsense.

 

[Captain Beard]

Damnit, I'd be afraid of my female self. I wonder if female self is considering the same?! Hmm. We should have a beer and watch Hellraiser.

Edit: I bet we both are!

 

[Malergion]

Such a timeline is impossible, because he would have never lurked in his hallway to surprise me by jumping out and blurting "Mansexattack"