Peanut Butter Slices

[MajestikMøøse]

http://www.pbslices.com/index.html

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God dammit America...

 

[dill_the_devil]

Taken from the website: "P.B. Slices provides a unique and convenient way to consume peanut butter." - because the only thing that was previously preventing me from eating peanut butter was just how damned fiddly the whole affair was! Opening a jar, taking out a knife, spreading it on something - who has time for that?

 

[Ellestin]

This scares the shit out of me. Seriously-

 

[Reign in Acai]

This is just completely WRONG.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

What the fuck is the deal with this generation of human trying to take even the most mundane items/tasks and make them easier? Our lives are so difficult!

uke:

Just turn on the TV and watch any commercial. 95% of them coin an "it's easy" slogan. Fuck off.

 

[skeptik]

It's not about people wanting to make the world easier, it's about people looking for some small fucking niche area of society they can exploit with some useless product. They couldn't give two shits about the people whose lives they're supposedly making easier, and they probably laugh at those who actually buy their bullshit products.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I bet they had to put some nasty (probably horribly unhealth [and cancer causing] chemicals in there to make them.

 

[einride]

 

[einride]

i like their "fun facts"

Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.

 

[~Neurotica]

I've read that some girl who was allergic to peanuts died because she kissed her bf who ate a sandwich with peanut butter 2 hours before he kissed her.
Must be a fun fact too..

 

[einride]

I've read that some girl who was allergic to peanuts died because she kissed her bf who ate a sandwich with peanut butter 2 hours before he kissed her.

 

[dorian gray]

Urban legend

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[Dick Sirloin]

^They were definitely going for the "stoned in the grocery store" market on that one.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

that actually looks good, though

 

[einride]

it looks extraordinarily revolting

disregarding everything else that's wrong about it... chocolate with sausage?

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Yea seriously, fucking disgusting. Jon Stewart has/had some on going bit with those things on his program before.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

^They were definitely going for the "stoned in the grocery store" market on that one.

ain't that the truth. It needs to come with dips though. Like Creamy Cheese and Ranch Dressing or something.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

that actually looks good, though

I'd eat it.

chocolate with sausage?

Well what about...chocolate with bacon?! Have yet to actually buy one of these, not gonna for $7 a pop.

 

[Chromatose]