People are weird

[MajestikMøøse]

The Moonkultdawn: oh somebody must have just gotten married
The Moonkultdawn: because horns are going off
clamatoboy: or the russians are attacking
The Moonkultdawn: what a bizarre ritual
The Moonkultdawn: the ford taurus comes driving down the street
The Moonkultdawn: with balloons and tin cans tied behind it
The Moonkultdawn: and an entourage of cars behind it honking
The Moonkultdawn: as if to say
The Moonkultdawn: "YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT"
clamatoboy: lol
clamatoboy: yup
The Moonkultdawn: seriously
The Moonkultdawn: at least the whole "throw grain" on them as they exit has some roots in pagan fertility cults
The Moonkultdawn: this whole honking car tin cans on back thing just seems far too removed from any original context that it has become completely indecipherable.
clamatoboy: it's just to make yourself look like an ass, basically

 

[Chromatose]

I'd approve of this tradition IF behind the car dragging the cans, was a troupe of billy goats trying to eat them.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

oh yeah, that'd be an ENTIRELY different story.

 

[Krilons Resa]

clamatoboy: or the russians are attacking


lmao

 

[Reign in Acai]

I hear U.S Soldiers were doing this same ritual to Iraqi children.

Pvt. "I see em Sarge!"
Pvt 2. "Haha look at that one slip on the busted contents from that can of creamed asparagus."

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