Dear me, look what happens when a girl becomes involved.
Lasse....ban all females, they destroy this forum haha
drew, it's really not that hard to understand. Like Morgray said, you can't say they aren't well written and well arranged, because they just are, it's up to you to like it or not.
woah. fuck DO IT.
but you may not be friends ever again, so DO IT GOOD N HARD.
I like to take all the low E strings from 6 packs and put them on the guitar so they're all the same gauge, then i tune to open g. OBEY THY UNCLEANSED RIFF.
fucking gig sucked shitballs. i did get a free sandwich though, so i guess that's cool.
I saw this new series a while back and think they look cool. They come with a cover to put over the knobs so when fat drunk bitches try to get on stage and sing lynyrd skynyrd songs, they don't fuck up your tonez.
Also, I was wondering if you can take all the shit front panel SHIT off the JSX.
I might keep the big chrome dangalangs because I just realized that they make an "S", and my name is Sloan, so that would be cool to make the ladies think that it's my own custom amp and i have enough money to ride in a fucking coke-filled limo and shit.
fuck. that place looks AWESOME.
nobody around to bother. i would just riffsturbate all day, every day.
If I ever stopped music all together, I would just trade my gear for a bigass gun so I could blow my fucking brains out into the atmosphere.
I was a complete asshole to one chick, just to try it out, and damn it really worked, she cooked me a fucking STEAK. I still feel bad about being suck a dick to someone though.
this is the kind of shit that really, really scares the shit out of me, because knowing how damn horny i get when intoxicated, i would probably do it, and then be like, damn, my nuts are hitting themselves awfully hard. then i would probably puke and kill myself.
THE WAIT IS OVER.
DEATH MAGNETIC
DELUXE EDITION
- COMPLETELY REMIXED AND REMASTERED ALBUM READY FOR 9.25 IMMERSIVE SOUND SYSTEMS
- EACH SONG ION-ETCHED ON SEPARATE HIGH QUALITY COMPUROM LAZERTECH DISCS FOR ULTIMATE CLARITY
- 8 VIDEO VECTRO-STACKS FEATURING 738 HOURS OF OF UNUSED SOLOS AND RIFFZ
- PASSCODE TO DOWNLOAD EXCLUSIVE N00DZ FROM MISSIONMETALLICA.COM
- 2 TEMPORARY TATTOO'S TO SHOW YOUR EXTREME TASTE IN RIFFAGE
- ULTRA-COMMENTARY GOES WHERE NO COMMENTARY HAS GONE BEFORE
- STICKERS
- DELUXE METAL CASE WITH CARRY HANDLE
SUMMER 2048
One of my favorites is SHITFEAST. I tried to get a friend to use that for his metal band, but he didn't do it.
Here's a list I made a while back. Lesbian Eyes has stuck around a bit.
LESBIAN EYES
UPPERS & DOWNERS
LICKFORCE 20K
TITTAT
WU TANG KLAN KLUX
NIPDRIP
JOIN CUMFILLEDBOYS.COM FOR ONLY $1
SHAT SHAT SHAT
ZOINKS: THE BAND
PASSION PARTY
I THINK WE'RE PREGNANT
SK8RAPE
D8-RAPE
APERAPE
KRANK SINATRO
AMY'S COOCH
BUCKET
SELLIN' WIGS MADE OF PUBES ON EBAY
TRIPPIN ON SOME GODDAMN GET HIGH
FEAST OF WHORES
SLUTNUGGET
MAJOR LEAGUE CHEW CREW
CROTCHMULLET
THE BEARDS OF GOD
YOUR SISTER LOVES MY DONG
SNAKES I HAET SNAKE
DESTINY'S CHILDREN
DUCK DUCK FUCK YOU GOOSE
AIN'T GIVE NO SHIT
STRAP ON
KILLDO
CHATTROCK IS DICKBUTS
NAZI PARTY
PIZZA X-TREME
RECTALCHEESE
CORAL REEF
And finally, from a band names thread...