Perfect tourpackage

[Dhatura]

Me(n)tal detector, up your ass

 

[Thortyir]

Metal detector! Gimme this! I'll make test it on every puff in the streets of Brussels...

Last time, some of them were talking about Pleymo (shitty new-metal band from france) when I asked them: "hey lads, do you know Biohazard, they're playing in belgium next week!"
They answered "bio-what?"... I said "give up"...

 

[Cerulean]

I wouldn't understand it either if someone asked me "do you Biohazard"

 

[the_good_son141]

I wouldn't understand it either if someone asked me "do you Biohazard"

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

The Blood Divine re-union world tour, with special guests Antimatter, Solstice and My Dying Cradle of Anathema.

 

[Thortyir]

I wouldn't understand it either if someone asked me "do you Biohazard"

Where did you read this... :Spin:

 

[Dhatura]

Oh, Cerulean, you can calculate your daily biohazard according to the following chart:

One pint of beer = 0.3 bh (biohazard)
One cigarette = 0.7 bh
One shot of cocaine = 2.5 bh
One jerkoff = 1.9 bh
One jerkoff and you're caught = 6.8 bh
Watching an episode of "Friends" = 11 bh
One hour on the Anathema forum = 15 bh
One listening to Mata Leao = 63 bh
One call from the contact at General Electric = 4,500 bh
Falling in love with someone of the same sex = 186,000 bh

So far mine is at 9,015. It's not the Mae West, haha And it's only 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

 

[Dhatura]

Where did you read this... :Spin:

Post-self-correction = 158 bh

 

[cedarbreed]

i must have suffered from 1.587.365.157 bh since i was born

 

[Dhatura]

Well, if you cut on the pints maybe while you're doing someone of the same sex... Dunno, just an idea. For a healthier life.

 

[cedarbreed]

how much for putting my head in the freezer once when I was drunk ?

 

[Dhatura]

how much for putting my head in the freezer once when I was drunk ?

12,000 bh minus 500 bh for the positive sauna effect.