phantom farters

[Kenso]

i went to see return to forever last night, and those guys sure can play! the show was excellent and i left early.

why did i leave early? well someone near me just COULD NOT stop farting, no clue who it was but theres not many bands i will sit through an endless hot wave of shit scented air for. i mean everyones gotta let one go SOME time or another, its a bodily function, but for a straight hour and a half this person just let em go like every 1-2 minutes. it was fucking awful!

i would say just move to a different spot but unfortunately it was a lose your spot if you move kind of situation and i hate watching groups from way way off, so i just saw the first half of the show and called it a night.

sometimes the strangest things can ruin a night!

 

[booB]

We had some of those at ProgPower USA IV, I think it was.

 

[J-Dubya 777]

Did you expect them to own up to it?
Perhaps someone shat themselves...and didn't want to lose their spot.....

@boob - Ithink it happens every year, to some extent or another

 

[Kenso]

Did you expect them to own up to it?
Perhaps someone shat themselves...and didn't want to lose their spot.....

@boob - Ithink it happens every year, to some extent or another

haha i mean it happens, but... man! this was EVERY 1-2 minutes and it was BADDDDDD it was like gagging bad, and while i love music, i dont see how i stood there as long as i did.....

 

[Bryan316]

See you need to just drop a huuuuge bucket of sarcasm right all over the place and start talking really loud, "Man! I think somebody SHIT THEIR PANTS! Like, it really STINKS AROUND HERE! I bet somebody really needs to WIPE THEIR ASSHOLE! I can't imagine ever having to SHIT MY PANTS IN PUBLIC! If someone found out I did that, I bet they'd KICK MY FUCKIN ASS!!!"

You'll notice someone slowly weasel their way outta there. Trust me. It works.

 

[yardleybates]

I am dieing reading this thread. We seem to encounter this phenomenon every year at PP. Sorry it ruined your concert man!

 

[Prog_Muse]

This is too funny.
I used to go to every show in California that Y&T or Meniketti played, and there was this guy who would show up every time...and every time he would just fart up a storm.
I swear to God this dude prepared for shows by eating broccoli, refried beans and sauerkraut before he left the house.
And the worst part is that he was a photographer too, so every now he'd bend forward over the barrier to get a shot of the band, with his ass-cannon aimed directly at the poor guy behind him.

Come on, booB, you ain't foolin' anybody here.
It was you rippin' em off at PPUSA IV, wasn't it.

 

[J-Dubya 777]

At PP II I did order a Gyro with onions &..:zombie:...oh wait the statute of limitations isn't quite up yet! ....Nevermind.....

 

[booB]

Come on, booB, you ain't foolin' anybody here.
It was you rippin' em off at PPUSA IV, wasn't it.

Silence your tongue, woman! How DARE you accuse me of... hold on...

*takes another bite of bratwurst w/ sauerkraut and onions*

*munch, munch, smack, slurp*

....what was I say-- Oh yeah, how DARE you accuse...

 

[yardleybates]

You know, Boob does always seem to be somewhere near us ...... hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[MetalRose]

My neighbor came over yesterday for a favor. I was in my living room and he was in my kitchen. I had NO other way to walk, and I smelled the most AWFUL smell he says, "Don't walk that way I just farted." Gee thanks, next time I'll just jump out the window....

I hate that, uh, shit.

-Metal

 

[OrbWeaver]

So, I do have a sense of smell, but it's not always very keen. So at ProgPower and other shows, I usually don't smell it if people fart. There are advantages to not having the best sense of smell in the world.

 

[booB]

My neighbor came over yesterday for a favor. I was in my living room and he was in my kitchen. I had NO other way to walk, and I smelled the most AWFUL smell he says, "Don't walk that way I just farted."

I hope that wasn't the favor...? :zombie: