Piledriver

[Greeno]

Just picked up a boot copy of the 2 Piledriver albums (on 1 cd). You guys remember them? Funny shit!!!

"If you're not a metal head you might as well be dead"

"Sex with Satan..... excommunication"

 

[Griffin-]

"If you're not a metal head you might as well be dead" is so famous The song "Metal Inquisition" is great!

 

[Greeno]

Man, I'd forgotten how moronic these songs were!!!! They're great!! Did a search for some lyrics.... here ya go..... My favorite line is "animals humping"..
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SEX WITH SATAN

Hell on fire, lust, desire
The devil wants to stick you, yeah, the devil wants to lick you
Wants your body, he wants your spirit
He comes to you at night, he wants to take a bite!

Naked, twisting, bodies sweating
You can't escape his hunger, screams like thunder
Prince of Darkness, Prince of Evil
Spread your legs and scream, no this is not a dream!

Sex with satan, excommunication

Degredation, humiliation, thrusting, shoving, animals humping
Lusting loudly, snorting, panting
He's like a dog in heat, you're just another piece of meat

Cursed hellhound, craving demon
He fills you with pain,& now you're bloody and stained
Hurt and beaten, ohhh, shamed and weakened
He will possess you, he will molest you

 

[Greeno]

And of course here is their "hit".... yeah right!
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Metal Inquisition Lyrics

We're the metal inquisition, we've come to search you out
Once you to see things our way, you won't have any doubt
You better wear some leather, you better wear some chains
Don't try to resist us, it'll only bring you pain

We'll hunt you down like animals, we're going to have a chase
We'll beat you till you're senseless, we'll never leave a trace
We'll round you up for trial, we'll bust you on the spot
We'll treat you all like criminals, you'll be a sorry lot

And if you're not a metal head you might as well be dead
We're the metal inquisition... We sentence you to death... by guillotine!

We'll take you to our leaders, we'll take you to our court
Arrest you in the name of hell and play a deadly sport
And if we find you guilty, your punishment is death
You better look the other way, you'd better hold your breath

So if you're in a disco or in a country bar
You better get the hell out, we know who you are
You better get some metal and play it really loud
You have the chance to join us, the mighty and the proud

But if we catch you punking, you know the penalty
We'll come down with a vengeance, we'll never set you free
We're the metal inquisition, we're not too hard to find
Don't get any closer, we might just blow your mind

 

[Griffin-]

LOl, sex with satan is hilarious! Their "hit" is great though!

 

[Hawk]

Ooooo yea I have it on vinyl!! Great stuff! Did not the singer joing some band he is in now?

 

[Fangface]

The band reformed a few months ago, but I wonder what the new line-up will be?

 

[delize]

I have heard of ths band, but never heard any of their 'stuff'.

 

[Greeno]

To be honest I don't think they were ever a real band. From what i've read it was a goof put together by a singer and a label owner that kinda took off in the underground. It's one of those odd ball classics now.... more like a moron classic. :LOL:

 

[Greeno]

I have heard of ths band, but never heard any of their 'stuff'.

Track one of the albums down, it's worth it. When I have time I'll upload a song for you.

 

[delize]

Track one of the albums down, it's worth it. When I have time I'll upload a song for you.

Thanks!

 

[Fangface]

To be honest I don't think they were ever a real band. From what i've read it was a goof put together by a singer and a label owner that kinda took off in the underground. It's one of those odd ball classics now.... more like a moron classic. :LOL:

Yeah it was not a real band but a quick cash-in, their singer explained everything a few years ago on his website.
That's why I wonder how the hell have they reformed?

Still they had some of the "best" lyrics ever

 

[Psychonaut]

I have that. I had them back in the day and saw fit to convert them to CD. My girlfriend thought I was a retard making the guillotine sounds during the 'hit'. Definately worth checking out!

 

[Greeno]

My girlfriend thought I was a retard making the guillotine sounds during the 'hit'. Definately worth checking out!

That's funny as shit!! How can you NOT sing to that song??!!!

 

[Greeno]

I have heard of ths band, but never heard any of their 'stuff'.

Here ya go, Delize (and whoever else wants to check them out). Enjoy.... and remember this was a goof thing, it's meant to be moronic.

http://nasapunk.tripod.com/greeno/piledriver_metalinquisistion.mp3

http://nasapunk.tripod.com/greeno/piledriver_witchhunt.mp3

 

[Troyanasy]

The band reformed a few months ago, but I wonder what the new line-up will be?

Well...
THE PILEDRIVER (Gorgon Kirchin)
Steve Lederman -Drums
Andrew Postmaster General -Bass
Troy (Evil E) Ellis _Guityrant
Ron -The Tyrant of Guityrant (he smokes)

Hehe
I just found this post
I hope no one will get pissed of at the new album
Its humor (The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See Synonyms at Manaowar shows) not dentistry

ci

-ciy

 

[Troyanasy]

Greeno is that Rock Goddess in your Av???
"Satisfied Then Crucified" I love that tune haahaha

Hell Hath No Fury

 

[Greeno]

Greeno is that Rock Goddess in your Av???
"Satisfied Then Crucified" I love that tune haahaha

Hell Hath No Fury

Yep, that's the mighty Rock Goddess.

 

[MRNot]

Just picked up a boot copy of the 2 Piledriver albums (on 1 cd). You guys remember them? Funny shit!!!

"If you're not a metal head you might as well be dead"

"Sex with Satan..... excommunication"

Awesome first album, lame second album. I'd definitely recommend the High Vaultage reissue of METAL INQUISITION instead (sound quality on the 2-on-1 sucks, IMO). That debut is simply a must-have for historic American metal value alone.

"I'm goin' on a witch huuunt.."

 

[Greeno]

Awesome first album, lame second album. I'd definitely recommend the High Vaultage reissue of METAL INQUISITION instead (sound quality on the 2-on-1 sucks, IMO).

I've heard that the VH release sounds beeter, will have to keep an eye open fo a copy.

That debut is simply a must-have for historic American metal value alone.

I think you mean CANADIAN metal.