Piss funny!

[Smashed]

This site will translate webpages into different dialects.

Heres Goreys 100 Top Guitarists thread translated into Cockney:
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=cockney&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ultimatemetal.com%2Fforum%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D110599

Link for the site if you wanna play around with it yourself : http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

I thought it was funny as fuck,but there again it's 3am and I've been on the piss watching a Beatles tribute band all night!

 

[phlogiston]

Well, right, I were in rehab, I'm an invisible outcast. I wanna cry, right, cry, cry. Life is so 'ard for me. No, right, Daddy, no! Blimey! Bob, help me! Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill! Honest guv!

HAHAHAHA!

 

[phlogiston]

Well, ah' wuz in rehab, I'm an invisible outcast. Man! ah' wanna cry, cry, cry. Slap mah fro! Life be so hard fo' me. No, Big Daddy, no! Right on! Bob, help me! Right on! Waste Waste Waste Waste Waste Waste! Right on!

I like the Jive one too.

 

[spawn]

Draven, I before E except after C

 

[Smashed]

Draven, I before E except after C

WEIRD...explain that smartarse

 

[spawn]

Theres a silent C after the W.

 

[Shannow]

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.de.com.au%2FOnline%2FDefault.asp%3FDeptID%3D6%26Region%3DW&submit=submit

I chucked my work website in the "pornolizer" and got the above.

 

[Southy]

that fuckin cockney sight was funny yea' guv'

 

[phlogiston]

Conceived is spelt wrong.

 

[Spiff]

Sheesh... Draven was conceived in a coffin, Prissy died at Paschendale... anyone else got issues they want to discuss?

 

[spawn]