Playful Lies

[Mythos Inibri]

O.K. this is a thread where you make yourself "Larger than Life".
make up a Grand story or tall-tale about Yourself.example:::

I am a ninja swordmaster who is so sly that I can hide in the shadow of a blade of grass.I am swifter than the wind and I am so powerful they named seven countries after me..ect...I have never lost a fight And even GOD worships the very ground I walk upon.

 

[Malleus]

I'm such a great ninja I could hide out in your ass and you wouldn't notice.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

bow down before me for i am your god

 

[judas69]

I'm double-jointed .. suckas.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

i'm Batman

 

[judas69]

I'm robin .. wait, isn't robin gay?

 

[Mythos Inibri]

I'm such a great ninja I could hide out in your ass and you wouldn't notice.

yes..i can see under your name,location says shithole

 

[Mythos Inibri]

I'm so fucking powerful that when I arrived in heaven I saw God cringe and hide in the corner.

 

[Norsemaiden]

I've had offers from both Nightwish and Iron Maiden to be their singer, but I can't decide which it should be.

 

[Susperia]

I'm Queen Sigrid the Strong, was slapped across the face by Olaf Trygvesson, and I killed him because of it.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

now THAT was funny...(who are those guys)

 

[Death Animal]

I´m Fuckin SATAN

and i´m gona rape every soul in this planet.



Maybi i should get i life first

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

and I'm fucking Wonder Woman

 

[beefcake the mighty]

i am CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS

 

[tr_ofdallas]

I'm Wonder Woman
and I'm getting fucked by Superman
@ Judas 69 yes, Robin's gay

 

[Vital Remains]

im like shawnlane, buckethead, and petrucci all ground up in a blender. Face it im the best guitarist on earth.

 

[tr_ofdallas]

I'm better than any guitar player
I can play every musical instrument ever invented

 

[Vital Remains]

im better than any guitar players who say they are better than any guitar player. HA

 

[tr_ofdallas]

I suck at playing guitar... but only because I've got so many kick-ass super-powers

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTALS

 

[Mythos Inibri]

I invented music