Police: Man beheads tame hotel duck Sun Sep 23, 6:28 PM ET

[Will Bozarth]

creepy

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

buffalo and elk is supposed to be some quality meat, but i cannot confirm this!

 

[Malergion]

I've had buffalo and deer. Buffalo is great, and elk may taste like deer, which is also great.

 

[Shpongled]

I can vouge for the awesomeness of buffalo meat.

I cannot however, vouge for the awesomeness of ripping a duck's head off for no good reason.

 

[Malergion]

I agree. He never actually ate the duck, after all.

 

[Chromatose]

I can vouge for the awesomeness of buffalo meat.

I cannot however, vouge for the awesomeness of ripping a duck's head off for no good reason.

 

[Malergion]

That picture is hot.

 

[Chromatose]

Except I just realized the error of my post. I should have put something like this..

 

[Malergion]

I don't like them either.

 

[Lord Foul]

We've gone from vouch to volgue. Excellent.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

for the clueless:

pronounced GOOEYduck

WTF IS THAT??

 

[Malergion]

Obviously it's a clam eating the charred remains of Derick.

 

[Chromatose]

WTF IS THAT??

the mascot of my sister's college.

 

[Chromatose]

We've gone from vouch to volgue. Excellent.

vouch was never actually one of our stops along this RIDE OF DOOM

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

the mascot of my sister's college.

yeah, but ... WHAT THE FUCK IS IT???

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Chromatose has a sister?!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

is she hot?!

 

[Malergion]

I suspect she has a beard.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Wiggles!?!

 

[Captain Beard]

No, his sister is a vegan too. So, think of an emo with makeup, and a beard. Like Warrel!