Police: Man beheads tame hotel duck Sun Sep 23, 6:28 PM ET

[Lunar Still]

I wonder...did the body run around afterwards, like that of a chicken?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, it probably screamed AFLAC from deep within the gaping hole of its neck.

 

[Chromatose]

Go, Geoducks go,
Through the mud and the sand,
let's go.
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.

Go, Geoducks go,
Stretch your necks when the tide
is low
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.

 

[Captain Beard]

I refuse to pronounce "geo" as "gooey". Respell it to "Goe" and MAYBE I'll consider it.

 

[Chromatose]

gooeydesic dome

 

[Captain Beard]

Gooeygraphy!

 

[Chromatose]

gooeymetry

 

[Captain Beard]

And of course the car manufacturer, Gooey.

 

[Chromatose]

Chromatose has a sister?!

yes

is she hot?!

wtf

I suspect she has a beard.

like wiggles?

Wiggles!?!

No, his sister is a vegan too. So, think of an emo with makeup, and a beard. Like Warrel!

But closer to wiggles.

 

[Captain Beard]

Your sister is hairy.

 

[Chromatose]

It runs in the family.

haha runs

haha diarrhea


HEY LAURA, DIARRHEA

 

[Captain Beard]

HE WANTS TO PLAY SWAP.AVI WITH YOU LAURA!

 

[ShadowsWithin]

I've had buffalo and deer. Buffalo is great, and elk may taste like deer, which is also great.

i really have to try moose, we have plenty up here.

we also have tons of lobsters so HAH!

deer meet was delicious the time i had it too.

 

[Malergion]

Lobsters are a pain in the ass to prepare, so meh.
In other news, wild-skunk-that-hangs-around-the-local-Dumpster is terrific on a baguette.

 

[Shpongled]

wild-skunk-that-hangs-around-the-local-Dumpster is terrific on a baguette.

This is a longshot:

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

It runs in the family.

haha runs

haha diarrhea


HEY LAURA, DIARRHEA

Derick stop it, I'm holding iced tea!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

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[Shpongled]

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Rebourne]

So he likes his duck fresh. Where is the crime in that?